Hellllooooooooooooo fuckers! In todays rant...
Backs, estranged dog, boondocks, toilet dreams, paper planes, top tips
BACKS, a special shout out to my back. Your pain lets me know you are there and a valuable member of my body. Ive taken your complaints on board & will no longer make you lift heavy things by yourself. Now that we have that sorted let me drown you in codeine.
ESTRANGED DOG, my dog Gin pictured below. My ex now has custody, I miss you so much it hurts like fuck on a daily basis. I also berate myself for not putting up a fight but I know my ex loves you as well. It was great catching up with her & my ex on my trip back.
Came across this the other week in Cranbourne it sums up the boons in one picture.
Do you ever have your REM sleep smoothly interrupted by the need to pee? You know your dreaming about driving and all of a sudden youre pulling into the driveway heading up in the steps & opening the toilet door, and WAKE THE FUCK UP PEEING EMERGENCY IN PROGRESS CODE AMBER!
To my American friends enjoy National Paper Airplane Day 26th May
TOP TIP of the day: SMARTIES tubes pushed over cats' legs make for a futuristic 'space cat'. For a really space age look, cover the tubes in tin foil as well as your pet's tail. This also works with small dogs and the middles out of kitchen rolls.
Thats about it, thanks for reading my drivel. Go out and buy yourself something nice, pat a stray cat, fly a kite, tell your mum you love her, eat something delicious & have fun. Remember a society thats too busy giving itself a blowjob cant walk into the light, darkness is an eternal journey inwards.
Backs, estranged dog, boondocks, toilet dreams, paper planes, top tips
BACKS, a special shout out to my back. Your pain lets me know you are there and a valuable member of my body. Ive taken your complaints on board & will no longer make you lift heavy things by yourself. Now that we have that sorted let me drown you in codeine.
ESTRANGED DOG, my dog Gin pictured below. My ex now has custody, I miss you so much it hurts like fuck on a daily basis. I also berate myself for not putting up a fight but I know my ex loves you as well. It was great catching up with her & my ex on my trip back.
Came across this the other week in Cranbourne it sums up the boons in one picture.
Do you ever have your REM sleep smoothly interrupted by the need to pee? You know your dreaming about driving and all of a sudden youre pulling into the driveway heading up in the steps & opening the toilet door, and WAKE THE FUCK UP PEEING EMERGENCY IN PROGRESS CODE AMBER!
To my American friends enjoy National Paper Airplane Day 26th May
TOP TIP of the day: SMARTIES tubes pushed over cats' legs make for a futuristic 'space cat'. For a really space age look, cover the tubes in tin foil as well as your pet's tail. This also works with small dogs and the middles out of kitchen rolls.
Thats about it, thanks for reading my drivel. Go out and buy yourself something nice, pat a stray cat, fly a kite, tell your mum you love her, eat something delicious & have fun. Remember a society thats too busy giving itself a blowjob cant walk into the light, darkness is an eternal journey inwards.
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Aww, Gin is such a little beauty!