In todays rant...
Todays rant is brought to you by the letter Y.
Why does the Big Bang Theory still pervade mainstream science when the idea that something popped into existence out of nothing is akin to the idea that God did it? It seems to me that faith is required to believe both theories & as far as I know science is not about faith but fact. Get back to work physicists!
Brand name clothes, Im paying a shit load of money so I can become a walking billboard for your stupid overpriced brand? Yes this makes me a complete & utter moron.
Why do we insist on calling our political system a democracy? Its clearly an oligarchy run by wealthy & powerful corporate interests who pay for the officials election campaign. This therefore indebting said politicians to them. We could just cut the crap, reinvent the term & call it a corporatocracy.
Ever wanted to weigh your own poo?
Why havent the aliens landed on the front lawn of the White House to say hi? Is it because we are the cosmic equivalent of living next door to a violent, belligerent drunkard?
Why is it ok to show violence on TV, you know, people beating the crap out of each other but nudity is seen as offensive? Whats more offensive, seeing the naked human form, or someone reducing it to a bloody mess?
In the multi-universe view, do you ever wonder whether there is another version of you that wears horrible clothes, listens to mainstream music & loves watching reality TV? Similarly is there another way better version of you out there that if you ever met would make you jealous & hate them?
Have you ever wanted to meet the makers of a particularly annoying TV or radio commercial just so you could punch them in the face?
Do attractive women protest over female exploitation?
Why do people in the movies throw away their firearm when the bullets run out? Its my understanding that firearms can be reloaded with more ammunition.
Finally, also on the topic of movies, why is the US the only country that teaches its servicemen to shoot straight & take cover when necessary? What are the other countries teaching their servicemen? Is there a lecture in some Russian or Middle Eastern army base on how to run directly into the line of fire? Is accuracy with firearms frowned upon in non English speaking countries?
Anywho, again if you've made it this far, thanks. Please have a nice day & remember, society is to blame.
Todays rant is brought to you by the letter Y.
Why does the Big Bang Theory still pervade mainstream science when the idea that something popped into existence out of nothing is akin to the idea that God did it? It seems to me that faith is required to believe both theories & as far as I know science is not about faith but fact. Get back to work physicists!
Brand name clothes, Im paying a shit load of money so I can become a walking billboard for your stupid overpriced brand? Yes this makes me a complete & utter moron.
Why do we insist on calling our political system a democracy? Its clearly an oligarchy run by wealthy & powerful corporate interests who pay for the officials election campaign. This therefore indebting said politicians to them. We could just cut the crap, reinvent the term & call it a corporatocracy.
Ever wanted to weigh your own poo?
Why havent the aliens landed on the front lawn of the White House to say hi? Is it because we are the cosmic equivalent of living next door to a violent, belligerent drunkard?
Why is it ok to show violence on TV, you know, people beating the crap out of each other but nudity is seen as offensive? Whats more offensive, seeing the naked human form, or someone reducing it to a bloody mess?
In the multi-universe view, do you ever wonder whether there is another version of you that wears horrible clothes, listens to mainstream music & loves watching reality TV? Similarly is there another way better version of you out there that if you ever met would make you jealous & hate them?
Have you ever wanted to meet the makers of a particularly annoying TV or radio commercial just so you could punch them in the face?
Do attractive women protest over female exploitation?
Why do people in the movies throw away their firearm when the bullets run out? Its my understanding that firearms can be reloaded with more ammunition.
Finally, also on the topic of movies, why is the US the only country that teaches its servicemen to shoot straight & take cover when necessary? What are the other countries teaching their servicemen? Is there a lecture in some Russian or Middle Eastern army base on how to run directly into the line of fire? Is accuracy with firearms frowned upon in non English speaking countries?
Anywho, again if you've made it this far, thanks. Please have a nice day & remember, society is to blame.
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charlie_stars:
corporations run all governments, theres a bit of literature from chuck palinchuck "if you woke up in a different place at a different time could you wake up as a different person" i like to believe that would allow one to transition through multivereses... yes i have weighed my own poo, well cause i was bored. have you ever wondered why it is only hillbillies and rednecks see ufos? and finally wtf is that lady doing with that chicken leg?
romany:
That's gotta be one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me! You sir, are AWESOME! P.s. I wish Godzilla would battle MechaGodzilla right on top of the Whitehouse.