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Thursday Mar 01, 2012

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Breaking news just in! ipods and & water don't mix...and in other news, Murphy's law sucks ass! My ipod has never fallen on the ground but chose today to commit suicide by falling into the gutter swollen with water. Fuck you iPod, fuck you Murphy's law & the motherfucking old nag you rode in on!
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xmisskrisx:
damn deucey, sounds like you and i have the same kind of shit luck! sorry hunfrown
Mar 2, 2012
nirvash:
I'd try putting it in a bowl of uncooked rice for at least a day or say. Hopefully it didn't short itself. =( The downside is since you cannot pop the battery out, you are probably doomed.
Mar 2, 2012

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