In today's rant I explore the reason why we should all buy or download pirated TV shows and movies.
1) Has anyone seen that 'Bob's just bought a new DVD he bought from a store' intro you get on Fox DVDs? Yes well I would buy a cheap pirated copy just to not see that. Why should I be penalised with this annoying shit for doing the right thing, fuckers!
2) The UK has a 'You wouldn't steal a hand bag! You wouldn't steal a car! You wouldn't invade an elderly couple's house brandishing a 9mm automatic, then shoot their dog and shit on their bed! PIRACY IS A CRIME! I would however bitch slap the person who came up with that warning.
3) The idle minutes of warnings about all the fucking things you can't do with the DVD you just bought & how they'll ruin your life if you do. 'OK scumbag that's 15 years prison for you, how dare you show The Lion King at your local scout club!'
4) The warner with the ugly fat evil man mixing away at his cauldron & how if you buy pirated DVDs you are supporting terrorism, you may as well getting a fitting for a bomb jacket, buy an AK47 & join your local terror cell. Here's a thought, if western powers weren't constantly thinking of ways to fuck over the average stiff in developing/middle East nations. If the CIA wasn't spending millions on destablising foriegn governments so they can send the army in to 'liberate' them from their oil, maybe, just maybe terrorism wouldn't be so fucking rife!
That's 4 reasons right there, that's also 4 reasons why I need to get out more & stop watching TV.
Anyways here's a picture of a duck wearing a hat.
1) Has anyone seen that 'Bob's just bought a new DVD he bought from a store' intro you get on Fox DVDs? Yes well I would buy a cheap pirated copy just to not see that. Why should I be penalised with this annoying shit for doing the right thing, fuckers!
2) The UK has a 'You wouldn't steal a hand bag! You wouldn't steal a car! You wouldn't invade an elderly couple's house brandishing a 9mm automatic, then shoot their dog and shit on their bed! PIRACY IS A CRIME! I would however bitch slap the person who came up with that warning.
3) The idle minutes of warnings about all the fucking things you can't do with the DVD you just bought & how they'll ruin your life if you do. 'OK scumbag that's 15 years prison for you, how dare you show The Lion King at your local scout club!'
4) The warner with the ugly fat evil man mixing away at his cauldron & how if you buy pirated DVDs you are supporting terrorism, you may as well getting a fitting for a bomb jacket, buy an AK47 & join your local terror cell. Here's a thought, if western powers weren't constantly thinking of ways to fuck over the average stiff in developing/middle East nations. If the CIA wasn't spending millions on destablising foriegn governments so they can send the army in to 'liberate' them from their oil, maybe, just maybe terrorism wouldn't be so fucking rife!
That's 4 reasons right there, that's also 4 reasons why I need to get out more & stop watching TV.
Anyways here's a picture of a duck wearing a hat.
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Who the fuck buys pirate dvd`s? Do they not know that we just download that stuff from the net?
And yes, if i have bought a dvd then why the hell are you telling me i should buy the original....I HAVE, THATS HOW IM HEARING YOUR SHIT.