Hello Boppers,
For the past week, and well even now I've been out of action with some freakin' super flu. Anywho in that time alone and reclining on the couch. Feverish and frail, I've watched alot of teev. It's made me glaringly aware of the abundance of mind desiccating crap the Australian people are subject to on TV.
My rant begins...........Now!
SBS should this be renamed the Hitler Channel? They sure like they documentries on European right wing dictators. That and Eastern European dramas like Bratislav and his donkey, the story of a farmer struggingly to find his way in post war Serbia. Inspector Rex the German crime solving dog & the world of baffling Chinese dramas.
Channel 10, They have shows such as Glee & Young Talent Time. I'm not a violent man, at least I thought I wasn't, but those two shows make me want to hurt talented over privileged kids. That's wrong. The Biggest loser AKA the fatty freakshow that exploits the lives of the morbidly obese. The fact that you tempt fat people with fried foods is especially callous.
Channel 7, I want to administer stinging back handers to all members of the morning programming, Especially Grant Denyer the weather man. Who the fuck is that cheerful in the morning, really? I don't care for your live broadcasts from the sheep station at Woolinowooloo located at a convenient 1750km's west of Sydney. Home and Away, the Drama of a remote shore dwelling community gripped in an epidemic of over acting and close ups of thoughtful anguished looks...'Will Cheryl be able to tell her step father Brian about her teenage pregnancy to Craig, the local hoodlum who's actually Brian's secret lovechild?'
Channel 72, who knew that there was a more annoying alternative to Australian reality TV, British reality TV. Whining Poms banging on about their renovations in some wet and dreary rural part of England. That and the heart warming dramas of rural veternians & country policeman. Upper cuts all round.
Channel 9, the flagship station for the feeble minded, gripping television for those with IQ's barely above celcious level of tepid water. Channel 9's hilarious comedy spewed directly from the US, 2 & 1/2 Men. The 'Current Affairs' programs on neigbourly disputes and hard hitting journalism on the fat content of fried foods.
The delightful Home bloopers show featuring children in very concerning household accidents to a gag reel of cartoon sounds & hahahalarrious voiceovers. Children hitting their heads on concrete after a terrible fall from a trampoline, it's not fucking funny PERIOD! YOU FUCKING MONSTERS!
That's about it peeps. I hate commercial television with a fist shaking passion, I feel like I need to down a dozen Oxycontins or go for prefrontal leucotomy in order to enjoy the lame ass fruits of entertaiment our society provides. Good thing I have well stocked DVD shelves otherwise I may have gone postal.
For the past week, and well even now I've been out of action with some freakin' super flu. Anywho in that time alone and reclining on the couch. Feverish and frail, I've watched alot of teev. It's made me glaringly aware of the abundance of mind desiccating crap the Australian people are subject to on TV.
My rant begins...........Now!
SBS should this be renamed the Hitler Channel? They sure like they documentries on European right wing dictators. That and Eastern European dramas like Bratislav and his donkey, the story of a farmer struggingly to find his way in post war Serbia. Inspector Rex the German crime solving dog & the world of baffling Chinese dramas.
Channel 10, They have shows such as Glee & Young Talent Time. I'm not a violent man, at least I thought I wasn't, but those two shows make me want to hurt talented over privileged kids. That's wrong. The Biggest loser AKA the fatty freakshow that exploits the lives of the morbidly obese. The fact that you tempt fat people with fried foods is especially callous.
Channel 7, I want to administer stinging back handers to all members of the morning programming, Especially Grant Denyer the weather man. Who the fuck is that cheerful in the morning, really? I don't care for your live broadcasts from the sheep station at Woolinowooloo located at a convenient 1750km's west of Sydney. Home and Away, the Drama of a remote shore dwelling community gripped in an epidemic of over acting and close ups of thoughtful anguished looks...'Will Cheryl be able to tell her step father Brian about her teenage pregnancy to Craig, the local hoodlum who's actually Brian's secret lovechild?'
Channel 72, who knew that there was a more annoying alternative to Australian reality TV, British reality TV. Whining Poms banging on about their renovations in some wet and dreary rural part of England. That and the heart warming dramas of rural veternians & country policeman. Upper cuts all round.
Channel 9, the flagship station for the feeble minded, gripping television for those with IQ's barely above celcious level of tepid water. Channel 9's hilarious comedy spewed directly from the US, 2 & 1/2 Men. The 'Current Affairs' programs on neigbourly disputes and hard hitting journalism on the fat content of fried foods.
The delightful Home bloopers show featuring children in very concerning household accidents to a gag reel of cartoon sounds & hahahalarrious voiceovers. Children hitting their heads on concrete after a terrible fall from a trampoline, it's not fucking funny PERIOD! YOU FUCKING MONSTERS!
That's about it peeps. I hate commercial television with a fist shaking passion, I feel like I need to down a dozen Oxycontins or go for prefrontal leucotomy in order to enjoy the lame ass fruits of entertaiment our society provides. Good thing I have well stocked DVD shelves otherwise I may have gone postal.
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
rielle:
hahahaha Hitler channel
xmisskrisx:
Lmao biggest loser. It is mean that they tempt them with their favorite foods. That show is in no way healthy, no one should lose weight that fast, and when they go home they don't have the time and resources to keep it off.