song for the day.
fun things to fuck ( if you're a winner)
fuck the front door, fuck the back.
fuck the good girls with the knack.
fuck the government until they fuck you back.
fuck a muslim, fuck a jew.
fuck fans of blink 182.
that's illegal if you were born before '83.
fuck a bean cheese burrito.
fuck a bowl of cookie dough.
fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe.
fuck a cop, fuck a marine.
fuck a jar of vaseline.
fuck a calzone with pepperoni.
fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf.
fuck chris cringle with an elf.
but before you fuck it all... go fuck yourself!
fun things to fuck ( if you're a winner)
fuck the front door, fuck the back.
fuck the good girls with the knack.
fuck the government until they fuck you back.
fuck a muslim, fuck a jew.
fuck fans of blink 182.
that's illegal if you were born before '83.
fuck a bean cheese burrito.
fuck a bowl of cookie dough.
fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe.
fuck a cop, fuck a marine.
fuck a jar of vaseline.
fuck a calzone with pepperoni.
fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf.
fuck chris cringle with an elf.
but before you fuck it all... go fuck yourself!
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I got my costume off ebizzle (ebay) if you have a halloween superstore (i think thats what its called) they have them there too.
Also check out adult toystores, they carry some similar shit around this time of year.
Oh, and nice collection of PGH girls in your favs there.