So I went for drinks last night... it was great jubulous fun! The higlight of the night was when my friends boyfriend started telling dead baby jokes. All the girls were like "ew... that's sick.. Omigod, I can't believe he just said that... OMG!!" ... and then there was me... "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... THAT WAS GREAT!!" .... the best joke was:
"What do you get when you strangle a baby?.......
An Erection"
Ohhh... I cracked up over that one!!
Whats your favourtie dead baby joke?!
Anywayes... I have another shift at the dub now.. they decided to give me a random Wednesday shift, that makes NO sense... I'm debating whether or not to go in... hrmmmm.. they better remember how cool I am... I brought them cake.. fuckers!!
Oh, I had to get the piercing rescheduled, b/c the piercer is not going to be here... but I guess it will okay in the end, b/c he said that when he gets back I can have it for 1/2 off! SCORE!!
Anywayes... 2morrow is Regina SG night... I'm stoked.. I'll actually be there this time!! WOOHOO!
Lyric
"My heart is yours to fill or burst, to break or bury or wear as jewerly, whichever you prefer... hands down, this is the best day that I can ever remember.. always remember" ~~ Dashboard Confessional - Hands Down
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Also, I still maintain that I know more dead baby jokes than any person. In fact, jump up and down for no reason in front of Renee', and tell her it's from me... and if she doesn't get it, mention babies and trampolines.
.best.reaction.ever.