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Thursday Dec 10, 2009

Dec 9, 2009
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oh man. i forget how stupid the internet is. fuck.

okay, so, as mercie suggested in my last blog that my blackouts occur (to me, in my perspective) kinda like the "Time Skips" episode of futurama. i realize that that's an amazing epiphany, so i scoot off to google search, looking for a quick part of that episode. (even if it was only bubble gum tate's ARE YOU READY?!??! to bender (or whatever he says).

anyway. what i found....reminds me of how i became so desensitized to anything. i found a "video tribute" to that episode. it was various stills of fry and leela, in a quasi romantic context (since they did get married as a part of the episode, but this one didn't even include that).

Alright, so the point! someone spent time to take (or find) those stills, compose them as what's basically a halfassed gif animation in flash form, set to fucking "vertical horizon." don't remember that band? me neither until now. what was that, early 00's, very late 90's? fucking seriously?

god DAMN it was creepy. and it made me painfully aware of rule 34: that no matter what it is, however benign, porn exists of it. i've had close encounters of so many of these that just...ugh.
i think the saddest (as in pathetic) was one i unwittingly got linked to, that had emma watson (hermione) and alan rickman (as snape) from one of the later harry potter movies. with some admittedly clever editing, it was this seriously involved creepy fucking "true love tribute," and....JESUS FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKERS? SERIOUSLY! SRSLY!!!!!111!!!

here's the creepiness. i only made it through about ten seconds. it'd almost be sweet if it wasn't so FUCKING CREEPY.



NOW!
TO WASH YOUR MIND, EYES, HEARING AND VERY SOUL, i present you with an awesome fucking band i started listening to recently.
if you're still with me on this, i love you. please god let me know what you think about any of this.


mercie:
Ha! I love that almost everything can be likened to Futurama. That Fry & Leela thing would be cute, you're right, I mean I love the Fry & Leela dynamic but that was just weird of someone to put that together.

I have to admit, I'm not crazy about the Paper Route song. I like the pretty music a lot, but that guy's vocals remind me of like... adult contemporary garbage. Bryan Adams-ish or something.
Dec 10, 2009

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