desormais

HOLY CRAP NEW POST

i don't know what's wrong with me other than i have a scar on my brain (in addition to the scarring in/on my lung)

i've been forced onto short term disability, so i've done nothing. fuck i'm so bored. i've read 70 issues of hellblazer (aka Constantine) and i'm highly enjoying it. next is to finish Preacher, then Transmetropolitan.

scribblenauts for DS is amazing. if you need any more proof, look at this quote:

"So listen to this story. I was in the early levels; I didn't quite have an idea of how ridiculously in-depth the database was. I was summoning things like ladders, glasses of water, rayguns, what have you. But I reached a level with zombie robots, and the zombie robots kept killing me. Rayguns didn't work, a torch didn't work, a pickaxe didn't work. In my frustration, I wrote in "Time Machine". And one popped up. What the fuck? A smile dawned on my face. I hopped in, and the option was given to me to either travel to the past or the future. I chose past. When I hopped out, there were fucking dinosaurs walking around. I clicked one, and realized I could RIDE THEM. So I hopped on a fucking DINOSAUR, traveled back to the present, and stomped the shit out of robot zombies. Did you just read that sentence? Did you really? I FUCKING TRAVELED THROUGH TIME AND JUMPED ON A DINOSAUR AND USED IT TO KILL MOTHERFUCKING ROBOT ZOMBIES. This game is unbelievable. Impossible. There's nothing you can't do.

Holy fucking shit."