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Hi...

Next show is going to be late.....there was a shooting in the stuido and I think I'm shot but I can't tell......watch tomorrow though...it'll be a doozy.

Hello and welcome to my weird ass show. The show that has people that you never heard of on here!!


Enough of the small talk, let's bring out our first guest....George W. Bush.

Bush "Thanks for having me and God bless you all."

Me "So....Bush...hehe....who the hell are you? No one has ever heard of you."

Bush "I'm the president of th-"

Me "The HELL...
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Welcome one and all to the mysterious..........show. Anyways, our first guest is the man of a million faces. Acutally just one but we call him the man of a million faces anyways. Welcome!!!

Bobby "Thanks for having me."
Me "Goodbye."
Bobby "What?"

Our next guess is............ !!!

"........."
Me "...."
"........"
Me "....fuck it."

Until next time folks!

It's been.............a long time.....Peter Pan!! Now you must die!


Ok here's the news for today. I woke up. Well that just about wraps it up. Tune in tomorrow for "Pirates...where are they now?"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got back from work. I'm tired....yet wired. Something is wrong with me... and I don't mean in the head.




Although that may be the case....


dum dum dum...

Have you ever just been so depressed or just so sad that you want to die?



Well today I feel the opposite of that!

Have you ever just been so depressed or just so sad that you want to die?



Well today I feel the opposite of that!

I figured it out. The lime goes in the coke, you nut.

Ok...this sucks. Why the fuck is everyone ignoring me.

I didn't do anything to you...nevermind.