Hi...
desmothenes:
'ello everyone! Sorry that I haven't updated this damn thing in a while. Lots of things going on. I'll tell you more when I have time.
Next show is going to be late.....there was a shooting in the stuido and I think I'm shot but I can't tell......watch tomorrow though...it'll be a doozy.
Hello and welcome to my weird ass show. The show that has people that you never heard of on here!!
Enough of the small talk, let's bring out our first guest....George W. Bush.
Bush "Thanks for having me and God bless you all."
Me "So....Bush...hehe....who the hell are you? No one has ever heard of you."
Bush "I'm the president of th-"
Me "The HELL...
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Enough of the small talk, let's bring out our first guest....George W. Bush.
Bush "Thanks for having me and God bless you all."
Me "So....Bush...hehe....who the hell are you? No one has ever heard of you."
Bush "I'm the president of th-"
Me "The HELL...
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Welcome one and all to the mysterious..........show. Anyways, our first guest is the man of a million faces. Acutally just one but we call him the man of a million faces anyways. Welcome!!!
Bobby "Thanks for having me."
Me "Goodbye."
Bobby "What?"
Our next guess is............ !!!
"........."
Me "...."
"........"
Me "....fuck it."
Until next time folks!
Bobby "Thanks for having me."
Me "Goodbye."
Bobby "What?"
Our next guess is............
!!!
"........."
Me "...."
"........"
Me "....fuck it."
Until next time folks!
It's been.............a long time.....Peter Pan!! Now you must die!
Ok here's the news for today. I woke up. Well that just about wraps it up. Tune in tomorrow for "Pirates...where are they now?"
Ok here's the news for today. I woke up. Well that just about wraps it up. Tune in tomorrow for "Pirates...where are they now?"
libby:
mmm. pirates...
torai:
hey thanks for the sweet birthday wishes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got back from work. I'm tired....yet wired. Something is wrong with me... and I don't mean in the head.
Although that may be the case....
dum dum dum...
Although that may be the case....
dum dum dum...
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buckknuckle:
Don't make me beat you with my cane. I might break a hip. 
desmothenes:
be careful old timer
Have you ever just been so depressed or just so sad that you want to die?
Well today I feel the opposite of that!
Well today I feel the opposite of that!
Have you ever just been so depressed or just so sad that you want to die?
Well today I feel the opposite of that!
Well today I feel the opposite of that!
I figured it out. The lime goes in the coke, you nut.
Ok...this sucks. Why the fuck is everyone ignoring me.
I didn't do anything to you...nevermind.
I didn't do anything to you...nevermind.
Why hello everyone who doesn't read this... My day went alright. Even though that I had to walk about two miles to get my damn car... in the heat. Ok it wasn't that bad...even though I ran out of green stuff...you know what I mean so don't even ask.
BLAH!... Now I'm home so....talk to me please.
BLAH!... Now I'm home so....talk to me please.
dr_zoidberg:
Reads your journal and backs away grinning.
desmothenes:
Becareful....I will stike you down...
Hey everyone. I don't know why I'm writing this, no one is going to read it. But what the hell? I might as well write something for someone (and I mean someone that is really bored...).
Today kind of sucked. I got payed but I had to spend alot of it at the place that fixed my car. The I had to put some in...
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Today kind of sucked. I got payed but I had to spend alot of it at the place that fixed my car. The I had to put some in...
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twentythree:
I have read your journal entry.
And now you have read my comment to it.
Human interaction.
Sort of.
And now you have read my comment to it.
Human interaction.
Sort of.
desmothenes:
Yeah, sort of...maybe.