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Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday old man!!

i'll be here!

*in the voice of Richie Cunningham*
"Times up, bucko!"

Is your satellite dish all wonky?

You know you aren't supposed to cook with that thing, right?

Knock if you can hear us.

yup, my thoughts on school were exactly the same as yours. i swore i'd never go back. but, i've been working at the same job now for 5 years and the thought of working at a hip clothing store when i'm in my 40's is just scary and pathetic.
so, yeah, i'll probably be going to the community college. you should, too. then we can bitch about how much it sucks to each other.

hahahhaha I like chubby boys along with chubby puppies!

Fluffy is my current want. That face is almost too much to take. I am sure that god gets away with murder; I know in my place he would know no furry.

I have never had sake cold before and truly I couldn't taste it because hours before I burned my tongue while eating pizza.. haha I am such a loser! So, when I was guzzling it all down all I could taste was the beer. I hate beer, but a couple of chugs isn't so bad.

Right now I am reading nothing but boring text for my classes. I couldn't fit anything else in if I wanted to.

thanks!

For those nurse pics I just used crappy fake blood from Halloween. A couple weeks ago when I first did the bloody nurse thing, I used straight corn syrup with red food color. I was so sticky. I got bored near the end of that night and ended up sucking on my sleeve 'cause it was all vanilla flavored. I am a dork.

my dancing is pretty unimpressive hahaha

once i had a dream about owls using public restrooms and nuns. it was quite interesting.

There was at least one good picture taken...just need to get it.

Yeah, I had a couple of those Take 5s when they came out. I think they were the last candy bars I bought myself.

GWAR!!!!!

good luck on that satellite system. i am sure it will be MUCH better thaN dial up! have fun!

Very brutal horror has gotten my attention. Sounds like fun.

yes, you should throw that butter away. i have applesauce that's been in my fridge since last summer. i think i should throw it out.

i'd love to read it! horror rules! e-mail it to me!

I want you to start a garden Moonpie.

Grow some veggies. Lettuce or spinach is pretty easy.
Turnips are fun. You could even grow some sage and rosemary.

Also take one day away from tv or news of any kind.

Last but not least. Now, this is the one that REALLY works for me...
Apply liberal amounts of alcohol. This is important.

It's a lot like diet and exercise. They go hand in hand.
Don't wind up crazy, old and just plain mean and unlovable like myself. I'm a bitter old bastard who would be so happy as a hermit.
Just don't let it make you mean.
promise?

[Edited on Feb 11, 2005 5:48PM]

I agree with the romantic notions of the sword but the fact that it is harder to learn is all the more reason that firearms are important. any lummox can use a gun given a few hours of training and it can be mastered in two months. A sword is said to take seven years to master.

now who would have seven years to dedicated to self defense? Soldiers and Aristocracts/upper classes. A handgun or rifle is a tool for everone while bladed weapons are for the people who already have advatages.

so if only the already powerful and a few crusaders have the ability to use swords they could use thier skill to cement thier postition and to keep the down trodden in thier place. even the crusader has an interest in keeping the sword as if anyone can defend themselves the crusader is less useful and hence less esteemed.
and assasians or common thugs would use daggers.

a gun is by definition point and shoot. again I sympathise romantically but firearms are an important part of democracy/republic. or any system that says the individual can decide what should be done.

then you are definately missing out! Queer As Folk is the best show in the world. I might even become a fanatic and dress up as the characters and sleep in tents outside the studio just like the star wars freaks do..