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my god i got drunk last night. this is the bottle of yager i started with, and it was almost full.



and this was how much was left this morning...



between that and the rest of my bud light bots. i got ripped.
chris came over and we hung out.... i was drunk and happy by about three thirty, but he kept shooting me shots... i have very little will when i'm drunk...
i was like no... no more jager... okay! cheers... ahh.
he said that somehow i made it to the bathroom.. really couldn't walk so i needed his help.... had to talk to the porcelin king for a while... it's nasty but sometimes it has to be done...
but woo hoio. i think last night was the first time i ever literally drank myself incoherent...
so after a while of drunken abandon... just me because he don't drink... which is kind of ironic considering that he is irish/native american... you think he'd outdrink me...lol
anyway... we threw on tmnt, and spaceballs after that... my neaighbors are probably planning my death as i write this cause i am not a quite drunk.... spaceballs was the bomb....
raspberries... no one gives me the raspberries...hahahaha

anyway... it has recently become apparent to me that i am a loser... i do not have the thirty something lifestyle like i should... i don't have the wife, the kids, the house with a three car garage... the good carreer, or any carreer at this point... i have very little money and no ambition to go out and make more... most people my age have a life... i have an existence....
and i couldn't be happier... woot!