hello everybody, i hope you had a good lascivious devourment of foul and shnopps day. i had burritos. i know. i know. not very festive. but it was what me and a few of my many (only) freinds wanted, so burritos it was. we ate and watched a kick ass anime called dead leaves. if you haven't seen it, you should. it rocked. we watched the chronicles of riddick too. kinda felt like it was conan set in the future but they seemed to like it.
anyway, it is 10am her in missouri and i have been up since 2am the previous morning. yay!!!! insomnia is our freind. so i thought while i was killing time before i had to go and get this retainer out of my nose i would put my last weeks shopping list up. i think it's funny. hopefully you do too.
well here goes. for worse or even more worse:
walmart shopping list:
antibacterial dawn
chicken strips yum
lunches (banquet)
a couple of salsbury steak entrees
rice
1gal. bags for the rice
bread
cookies again with the yum
soda
some kind of chips (ranch doritos maybe)
blood of the innocent
pussy {might go together, maybe a 2 for 1 pack}
human emotion
something snack foody (little debbies)
lisa'a b-day card
peanut butter
jelly
the ability to like people (fuck that)
ranch dressing
a new life (better one hopefully)
clown midget prostitutes
where my sanity went too
if i can get it back
anyway... as you can guess i didn't find everything on my list. i even asked a girl working there if she could help me out. i told her i figured she could at least help me find one thing on the list. she laughed and told me to fuck off.
i'm surprised i didn't get kicked out to tell you the truth
my freinds thought it was funny though. man we need better lives. too bad that was one thing on the list they didn't sell. lol
anyway. the dog food is for a stray that has lived at the factory i work at for two years named brownie. i've been feeding her because my landlords are dicks and won't let me have pets. but i'm still gonna get a scorpion though. they can bite me. she's a gentle loving dog though...
the factory is taking up a collection to have her fixed. she just had a nine pup litter. one died though.... sadness. but the others all seem healthy enough. i'm trying to find homes for them now. anyone wanna cute pup? and a long drive to get it...lol
anyway. i hope you've had a chuckle.
the tattoo parlor that i go to has a web site.
it is tattitudetattoos.com
if your ever in the bluff, drop in and scope out his digs. good prices too.
well. later
anyway, it is 10am her in missouri and i have been up since 2am the previous morning. yay!!!! insomnia is our freind. so i thought while i was killing time before i had to go and get this retainer out of my nose i would put my last weeks shopping list up. i think it's funny. hopefully you do too.
well here goes. for worse or even more worse:
walmart shopping list:
antibacterial dawn
chicken strips yum
lunches (banquet)
a couple of salsbury steak entrees
rice
1gal. bags for the rice
bread
cookies again with the yum
soda
some kind of chips (ranch doritos maybe)
blood of the innocent
pussy {might go together, maybe a 2 for 1 pack}
human emotion
something snack foody (little debbies)
lisa'a b-day card
peanut butter
jelly
the ability to like people (fuck that)
ranch dressing
a new life (better one hopefully)
clown midget prostitutes
where my sanity went too
if i can get it back
anyway... as you can guess i didn't find everything on my list. i even asked a girl working there if she could help me out. i told her i figured she could at least help me find one thing on the list. she laughed and told me to fuck off.
i'm surprised i didn't get kicked out to tell you the truth
my freinds thought it was funny though. man we need better lives. too bad that was one thing on the list they didn't sell. lol
anyway. the dog food is for a stray that has lived at the factory i work at for two years named brownie. i've been feeding her because my landlords are dicks and won't let me have pets. but i'm still gonna get a scorpion though. they can bite me. she's a gentle loving dog though...
the factory is taking up a collection to have her fixed. she just had a nine pup litter. one died though.... sadness. but the others all seem healthy enough. i'm trying to find homes for them now. anyone wanna cute pup? and a long drive to get it...lol
anyway. i hope you've had a chuckle.
the tattoo parlor that i go to has a web site.
it is tattitudetattoos.com
if your ever in the bluff, drop in and scope out his digs. good prices too.
well. later