and now, for a thing i like to call: multiple craptastic spontaneous self knowledge that i feel like spewing at you cause i have no real news to report and kaijou gave me the idea to do it.
random crap about me:
1. i am completely into the video podcast tiki bar tv, and am actually downloading the last episode, (no. 14, as i write this out.)
2. my favorite movie in the whole wide fucked up belly button lint roll world is called brain donors and it is basically an updated version of a night at the opera from the marx brothers.
3. i have a scottish barbie.
4. no i'm not gay so fuck ya!!! unless you're a guy of course then please move along... nothing to see here... I SAID MOVE ALONG!!!!
5. right now i am listening to another drinking song by the mighty mighty bosstones and wishing i was drunk for no particular reason, other then the booze is there.
6. today is the day i have felt the best in quite some time.
7, When i am around a woman that i like, i get quiet and then have to go away, aka the shyest asshole you will ever meet in your entire life.
8. i smoke two packs of pall malls a day, that's 4 duckets a day and 40 every ten, or 120 in an average 30 day month...
sadness.
9. i want a pool table.
10. everyone that i have ever cared about is dead.
11. i have no idea what i am gonna do when i fall out of the 18 to 35 year old bracket in a couple years... i'll be 34 in 9 days.
12. i am in lust with anna and she will never know it.
13. i think anna's bro is gonna try to move back in with me... NO!... NO!!!
14. i was knighted a paladin, (celtic warrior witch) when i was 20. i was a part of a trio of witches who were very well known in the area which i lived in... we liked to meddle with sac cults...
15. i was born in the year of the rat.
16. i weigh around 350. yup. should be dead from cardiac trauma in 10... 9... 8...
122222222222222222222 17. dingo just said hi!!!
18. i wear glasses
19. my favorite lunch at work is a pack of ramen noodles with crackers crunched into them. it makes this wierd but extremely edible goop that tastes a lot like chicken stove top. i only like chicken flavored.
random crap about me:
1. i am completely into the video podcast tiki bar tv, and am actually downloading the last episode, (no. 14, as i write this out.)
2. my favorite movie in the whole wide fucked up belly button lint roll world is called brain donors and it is basically an updated version of a night at the opera from the marx brothers.
3. i have a scottish barbie.
4. no i'm not gay so fuck ya!!! unless you're a guy of course then please move along... nothing to see here... I SAID MOVE ALONG!!!!
5. right now i am listening to another drinking song by the mighty mighty bosstones and wishing i was drunk for no particular reason, other then the booze is there.
6. today is the day i have felt the best in quite some time.
7, When i am around a woman that i like, i get quiet and then have to go away, aka the shyest asshole you will ever meet in your entire life.
8. i smoke two packs of pall malls a day, that's 4 duckets a day and 40 every ten, or 120 in an average 30 day month...
sadness.
9. i want a pool table.
10. everyone that i have ever cared about is dead.
11. i have no idea what i am gonna do when i fall out of the 18 to 35 year old bracket in a couple years... i'll be 34 in 9 days.
12. i am in lust with anna and she will never know it.
13. i think anna's bro is gonna try to move back in with me... NO!... NO!!!
14. i was knighted a paladin, (celtic warrior witch) when i was 20. i was a part of a trio of witches who were very well known in the area which i lived in... we liked to meddle with sac cults...
15. i was born in the year of the rat.
16. i weigh around 350. yup. should be dead from cardiac trauma in 10... 9... 8...
122222222222222222222 17. dingo just said hi!!!
18. i wear glasses
19. my favorite lunch at work is a pack of ramen noodles with crackers crunched into them. it makes this wierd but extremely edible goop that tastes a lot like chicken stove top. i only like chicken flavored.
And i will have good days off!
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