guess who won 3 duckets from powerball madness today... yup three whole dollars... so instead of just buying a bottle of mad dog 20/20. i bought two more tickets and a snickers... cause you know... they satisfy...
anyway... over the past two years on this site i have discovered by the very act of my eyes that i am the ugliest fucker in this joint...lol... poor you... ummm... poor me... i have a pic in my my freinds and i file if you don't believe me... and that ones flattering...
(pauses to listen to all the insanely beautiful women hitting delete on my ass and opting the ignore function... hmmm... sounds like a flock of crows taking flight...lol)
i joined virtua girl 2 a year ago to get some STRIPPERS FOR MY DESKTOP!!!! ehh... porn amuses me... most guys buy this shit to gawk... i buy to laugh... Right now this one woman is dancing all hottily to a song called bodily dismemberment by a group called rigor mortis...
it is freking funny stuff. i must go to strip club with that song and see if i can get a stripper to dance to it...
A bit of the conversation:
Stripper: how the hell am i supposed to dance to that?
me: pretend your siezuring...lol
that's if i would ever actually go to a strip club. there's something about giving my money freely to women that i cannot touch that just doesn't work for me...
Me talking to a stripper: hi. i can never touch you or have a meaningful relationship with you of any kind. here. please take my money so i can leave broke and depressed even more then i was when i got here...lol
works for me...
my lifestyle determinews my deathstyle.
anyway... over the past two years on this site i have discovered by the very act of my eyes that i am the ugliest fucker in this joint...lol... poor you... ummm... poor me... i have a pic in my my freinds and i file if you don't believe me... and that ones flattering...
(pauses to listen to all the insanely beautiful women hitting delete on my ass and opting the ignore function... hmmm... sounds like a flock of crows taking flight...lol)
i joined virtua girl 2 a year ago to get some STRIPPERS FOR MY DESKTOP!!!! ehh... porn amuses me... most guys buy this shit to gawk... i buy to laugh... Right now this one woman is dancing all hottily to a song called bodily dismemberment by a group called rigor mortis...
it is freking funny stuff. i must go to strip club with that song and see if i can get a stripper to dance to it...
A bit of the conversation:
Stripper: how the hell am i supposed to dance to that?
me: pretend your siezuring...lol
that's if i would ever actually go to a strip club. there's something about giving my money freely to women that i cannot touch that just doesn't work for me...
Me talking to a stripper: hi. i can never touch you or have a meaningful relationship with you of any kind. here. please take my money so i can leave broke and depressed even more then i was when i got here...lol
works for me...
my lifestyle determinews my deathstyle.