Rack 'em up...accident #3. But hey, it wasn't my fault. 
Some old bitty hit me in the ass and here's what happened...
I'm on 395 South and I take my exit to S. Glebe Rd. This particular exit drops you off on the road with no merging lane and no real yield area either. So I pull up behind the guy in front of me. I stop, he goes. I move up and stop. I look to my left and I see tons of cars coming, so I stop to wait my turn. Next thing we know Grandma Moses hits me in the ass and pulls up beside me with her front end at my eye level. So we I pull forward into the hotel parking lot next to the exit and get out. She pulls up and I immediately start crying. **Third accident in 2 years, no way to pay for it (although her insurance better), really angry.** Moving on... She begins to tell us that I pulled up beside her and that she didn't see me...wait, stop that, reverse it.
First...
HOW DO YOU NOT SEE A BRIGHT RED CAR WITH THE BRAKE LIGHTS ON??????
Second, she fucking hit me in the ass and pulled up beside me on a ONE LANE exit!!!!! Someone explain to me how I pulled up beside her?
Long story short...
Wayne and I go to Flag Pond nature park/beach in southern Maryland.
Go hiking in trails.
Attempt swimming, way too many jellyfish.
Lay on beach and get burned.
Head to my folks' place.
Stop at Shoreline and pick up half a bushel of crabs.
Eat crabs with mom.
Watch Transporter 2 with dad.
Head home.
Accident.
Now I'm off to take a shower and sleep.
Some old bitty hit me in the ass and here's what happened...
I'm on 395 South and I take my exit to S. Glebe Rd. This particular exit drops you off on the road with no merging lane and no real yield area either. So I pull up behind the guy in front of me. I stop, he goes. I move up and stop. I look to my left and I see tons of cars coming, so I stop to wait my turn. Next thing we know Grandma Moses hits me in the ass and pulls up beside me with her front end at my eye level. So we I pull forward into the hotel parking lot next to the exit and get out. She pulls up and I immediately start crying. **Third accident in 2 years, no way to pay for it (although her insurance better), really angry.** Moving on... She begins to tell us that I pulled up beside her and that she didn't see me...wait, stop that, reverse it.
First...
HOW DO YOU NOT SEE A BRIGHT RED CAR WITH THE BRAKE LIGHTS ON??????
Second, she fucking hit me in the ass and pulled up beside me on a ONE LANE exit!!!!! Someone explain to me how I pulled up beside her?
Long story short...
Wayne and I go to Flag Pond nature park/beach in southern Maryland.
Go hiking in trails.
Attempt swimming, way too many jellyfish.
Lay on beach and get burned.
Head to my folks' place.
Stop at Shoreline and pick up half a bushel of crabs.
Eat crabs with mom.
Watch Transporter 2 with dad.
Head home.
Accident.
Now I'm off to take a shower and sleep.