I just had an awesome dream. In highschool I found a massive swarm of 4 inch long beetles just hibernating under a tarp in the rose garden by a bathroom. An exterminator or an entemologist or whatever came to check it out. He said his name was Maury just as I had finished reading some ominous grafitti directed towards someone named Maury.
That night, for...
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Do you think a small chainsaw would produce enough carbon monoxide to kill someone in an 8x10 tool shed?
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ninadelamorte:
i think the fumes would make one light headed and than you would drop the chainsaw cutting off your leg and then you would bleed to death...so yes in a round about way it would.
pearldiver:
With all the racket, I can't imagine it would be very stealthy. But if your victim was deaf, and could not detect the vibration of the saw, and could not smell the fumes, or say, "Wow, my eyes are burning." Then it could happen.
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Somehow the fact that I'm eternally putting together sheets of flash to sell for booze money I somehow forgot what I actually want to do for a career is tattoo.
Somehow I got pre-occupied with going back to college for something more useful than art history.
Was considering taking the funeral services program at Mt. Hood community college. But I'd really rather be a coroner...
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Somehow I got pre-occupied with going back to college for something more useful than art history.
Was considering taking the funeral services program at Mt. Hood community college. But I'd really rather be a coroner...
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ninadelamorte:
gods i loved art history in college and i took latin in highschool so i'll help you with the band 
nixon:
There were those kids from Ordo Equitum Solis back in the day. I think they sangin all Latin, but it was painfully dreary. Can you imagine the crowd confusion at a 'latin rock' concert?
Since leaving Portland it took:
71 hours to become unsatiably horny
42 hours to get drunk
28 hours until I started chewing my lips til' they bled again.
2 hours to regret leaving
Really theres nothing here in Cheshire thats satisfactory. I can accept that theres nothing to do, nowhere to go and no way to get there and that I'm basically stuck in a...
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71 hours to become unsatiably horny
42 hours to get drunk
28 hours until I started chewing my lips til' they bled again.
2 hours to regret leaving
Really theres nothing here in Cheshire thats satisfactory. I can accept that theres nothing to do, nowhere to go and no way to get there and that I'm basically stuck in a...
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nixon:
Oh, dear. That's not good.
miloryan:
Well thank you sir. I hope you can make it back to live in Portland sooner than later.
Dissatisfied. The need to escape continued involvement with his present circumstances makes it imperative for him to find some solution.
Unfulfilled hopes have led to uncertainty and apprehension. Needs to feel secure and to avoid any further disappointment, and fears being passed over or losing standings and prestige. Doubts that things will be any better in the future and this negative attitude leads him to...
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Unfulfilled hopes have led to uncertainty and apprehension. Needs to feel secure and to avoid any further disappointment, and fears being passed over or losing standings and prestige. Doubts that things will be any better in the future and this negative attitude leads him to...
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nixon:
Thank heavens for that sexual activity part.Its the only bright spot in the damn quiz. Also,all the colors were ugly but black. Even the grey was crap.
Seeks a close and understanding bond in an atmosphere of shared intimacy, as a protection against anxiety and conflict.
Feels lonely and uncertain as he has an unsatisfied need to ally himself with others whose standards are as high as his own, and wants to stand out from the rank and file. This sense of isolation magnifies the need into a compelling urge, all the...
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Feels lonely and uncertain as he has an unsatisfied need to ally himself with others whose standards are as high as his own, and wants to stand out from the rank and file. This sense of isolation magnifies the need into a compelling urge, all the...
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nixon:
Alsoit's a good thing it wasn't really an eyeball. Seeing as how you bit it and all.
nixon:
Hmmm...I tookit twice, and it seemed bitter about something. It hates my colors.
PS-
back atcha.
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PS-
back atcha.
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I think I finally went crazy. I felt the anxiety even before I woke up. Really bad. Everything feels wrong. I can't function. Can't focus enough to even make breakfast let alone get anything done. Maybe I should get myself committed.
I'm losing my sence of "do's" and "don'ts". I don't like the things that are coming out of my mouth and I'm already regretting...
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I'm losing my sence of "do's" and "don'ts". I don't like the things that are coming out of my mouth and I'm already regretting...
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yumchen:
I lived out there for 2 years and was able to slowly migrate back to eugene. Eugene isn't big except when compared to Cheshire (I lived in Burp Hollow to be exact). Now I am in Klamath Falls 
I've started sneaking kaluha in my chai tea so I can start drinking at breakfast.
I'd rather be in the boondocks than in the woods. After two weeks I finally saw the stars out here. A clear night comes once a blue moon, but naturally not on the actual night of a blue moon. Beautiful, but hardly worth the price. Blue Jays are assholes. I...
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I'd rather be in the boondocks than in the woods. After two weeks I finally saw the stars out here. A clear night comes once a blue moon, but naturally not on the actual night of a blue moon. Beautiful, but hardly worth the price. Blue Jays are assholes. I...
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tish:
It's true. It was pretty much exactly that.
What I really wanted to do was something in an abandoned building, but it could not be successfully arranged. :[
What I really wanted to do was something in an abandoned building, but it could not be successfully arranged. :[
chloe:
Well..... ahem. Glad I have permission, but you should have granted it to me a couple weeks ago.
Spent a good hour and a half on my eyebrows.
So much for fitting in with the locals.
Still no idea what I'm doing or what I should be doing. Just pacing and being angry, emo or bored. OMG with the crazyangry. WTF?!?11! Why am I in the woods and why can't I get out?
Just thinking about other people out living their lives makes...
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So much for fitting in with the locals.
Still no idea what I'm doing or what I should be doing. Just pacing and being angry, emo or bored. OMG with the crazyangry. WTF?!?11! Why am I in the woods and why can't I get out?
Just thinking about other people out living their lives makes...
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ryan:
anger is such a terribly exhausting emotion. i really don't care for it much. however, it seems to rule my life.
midnight. bossanova. the werewolf will appear.
midnight. bossanova. the werewolf will appear.
ryan:
that is... saturday anyways.
I was having issues opening a pistachio nut while a body building commercial was on 
Since its friday that will probably be the highlight of my day. Friday is the worst day for television and when you're a 20 minute drive from even the most rudimentary bar without a car, television is your main source of entertainment.
Got a bus ticket to portland for the...
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Since its friday that will probably be the highlight of my day. Friday is the worst day for television and when you're a 20 minute drive from even the most rudimentary bar without a car, television is your main source of entertainment.
Got a bus ticket to portland for the...
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nixon:
Ah, but there WILL be fun, sex, and sushi.