desidia

I believe I've exhausted my near limitless supply of misanthropy but perhaps my lack of energy is due to my new diet: 2 meals every 48 hours, cigarettes and diet coke anytime inbetween. The fun part about anorexia is not having to go to the bathroom like ever. Not that its really anorexia, which is a disorder, this is more of a body modification.

regardless, my anti-social tyrrany is returning to normal levels, which means I'll start being nice to my friends at least and if you think you're my friend, I'll try to let you keep thinking that.

this new diet is me being responsible, this list is also me being responsible:

CHECKLIST 2005

- oregon drivers license
- food stamps
- a bed + wrought iron type bed frame/canopy
- new bike
- digital camera
- establish a line of credit
- live alone
- 2 cats
- emperor scorpion
- minimum 6 new piercings
- minimum 1 new tattoo

these are things that absolutely must be done this year or... I'll be really dissapointed in myself

*oh yeah, and incense, that goes on the list too. a very large mirror too.

dammit! I just remembered something else fairly important for the list but have forgotten it already...