Its been a weird fucking day.
Where to even start? I went to work like always, contemplating my dissapointment in life, loitering in my melancholy. A cute girl comes in and I almost start drooling. But she's a hippie! WEIRD. She used to come into work with her hair to her waist in some tan or earth coloured dress and hemp sandals and god-knows-what in her hair but now shes hot! She's got short, straight, washed hair, and came in amazingly tight t-shirt, tight jeans but still... big turqoise earrings and ugly beaded necklace. and a dopey rainbow-loving look on her face. Thats weird thing #1.
Immediately after this girl sat down another hot girl came in. ALSO WEIRD. I can go a week without seeing a single one at work. Thats #2
#3. I saw a homeless guy with no nose! You'd think he'd get a nosepatch man, it looked... a lot like this cheese pizza I'm eating right now. Shape, texture, colour. That was TOTALLY WEIRD! I kinda wanted to check it out some more but yeah... that very interesting wound was attached to a guy who kept asking for change... I think, not that you can tell. If I had any I probably would have given him some but have said something heartless like "Here you go, but you've still got a long ways to go til' that plastic surgery."
#4. I tried to buy Real Life's 80's dance hit "Send Me an Angel" all over downtown but couldn't find it anywhere... however I did find a new album they produced last year but nothing in between! KINDA WEIRD.
#5. Instead of taking the bus to Jantzen beach on errands I took the max to the expo center and went on a NATURE WALK. FUCKING WEIRD. I walked a train bridge across the willamete, saw ospreys, snakes, rabbits, a drowned rat and a dead fish. Ended up in a trailer park on the other side of the island and emerged from right where I wanted to be at the Shopping Center (which is a ghost town these days! its almost spooky how much that place has died)
#6. While in Jantzen beach I spent $300 on my computer ( which is more than my paycheck) just so I can play a $50 game. MORE RETARDED THAN WEIRD ACTUALLY.
#7. On the bus back home is what I think is a goth girl, black dress, dyed black hair with the vampire red streaks, backpack with a stylish japanese skull thing, eyebrow ring, headphones, but its not a goth girl. Its a GOTH OLD LADY. PRETTY FUCKING WEIRD. Like 45, but dressing like a goth teenager, not a goth middleaged woman, yes I can differentiate these things.!
#8. I bought Choke but I'm actually kinda annoyed with it WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE CHUCK PALAHNIUK AND CAN EVEN SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT WITHOUT CHECKING. its like he just keeps writing the same book in the exact same style and just switches some nouns around. Its a very good book but they are all very similar which kinda bugs me because they're written in 1st person.
thats about it really, I'm home now and found what I hope and believe to be the final mouse, in the trap. that might be weird... maybe. he was an elusive fucker and I didn't think I was ever going to get him. also he had an erection. thats probably weird.
and fuck, i almost puked changing the water out on the mouse jar. dead mice in a jar of water does not smell good, in fact its most likely the worst thing I've ever smelled. my nose is just sensitive I guess, even cat food kicks my gag reflex into gear. its sad really, most of the mice just look sad but one of them has about %30 of its left side already dissolved. Some are getting interesting sores. I want to inspect them more clearly but that odor... my god...
I wish I could take pictures but all I have is a shitty webcam and I am not bringing that jar in my room.
Pity too, I was imagining breaking out my surgical foot long tweezers and laying them out of chronological order they were caught in. Then naming them and giving them hats and things in photoshop.
Anyway, I guess its time to try fixing the pc. Its funny... even if I get the game going I can only play it for three days before the first month expires. Then it will take a monthly fee I can't pay because I just overdrew my account trying to get it to work.
C'est la vie.
Mmmm... drowning myself in coke and cloves, trying to forget that odor, or that goth old lady's face, she was uglier than the guy with no nose.
Hmm... the computer seems happier and the game runs but now my computer thinks all music is pirated, not that it matters because the sound is dead too...
thank god I live with a computer technician, except he's out drinking right now
Where to even start? I went to work like always, contemplating my dissapointment in life, loitering in my melancholy. A cute girl comes in and I almost start drooling. But she's a hippie! WEIRD. She used to come into work with her hair to her waist in some tan or earth coloured dress and hemp sandals and god-knows-what in her hair but now shes hot! She's got short, straight, washed hair, and came in amazingly tight t-shirt, tight jeans but still... big turqoise earrings and ugly beaded necklace. and a dopey rainbow-loving look on her face. Thats weird thing #1.
Immediately after this girl sat down another hot girl came in. ALSO WEIRD. I can go a week without seeing a single one at work. Thats #2
#3. I saw a homeless guy with no nose! You'd think he'd get a nosepatch man, it looked... a lot like this cheese pizza I'm eating right now. Shape, texture, colour. That was TOTALLY WEIRD! I kinda wanted to check it out some more but yeah... that very interesting wound was attached to a guy who kept asking for change... I think, not that you can tell. If I had any I probably would have given him some but have said something heartless like "Here you go, but you've still got a long ways to go til' that plastic surgery."
#4. I tried to buy Real Life's 80's dance hit "Send Me an Angel" all over downtown but couldn't find it anywhere... however I did find a new album they produced last year but nothing in between! KINDA WEIRD.
#5. Instead of taking the bus to Jantzen beach on errands I took the max to the expo center and went on a NATURE WALK. FUCKING WEIRD. I walked a train bridge across the willamete, saw ospreys, snakes, rabbits, a drowned rat and a dead fish. Ended up in a trailer park on the other side of the island and emerged from right where I wanted to be at the Shopping Center (which is a ghost town these days! its almost spooky how much that place has died)
#6. While in Jantzen beach I spent $300 on my computer ( which is more than my paycheck) just so I can play a $50 game. MORE RETARDED THAN WEIRD ACTUALLY.
#7. On the bus back home is what I think is a goth girl, black dress, dyed black hair with the vampire red streaks, backpack with a stylish japanese skull thing, eyebrow ring, headphones, but its not a goth girl. Its a GOTH OLD LADY. PRETTY FUCKING WEIRD. Like 45, but dressing like a goth teenager, not a goth middleaged woman, yes I can differentiate these things.!
#8. I bought Choke but I'm actually kinda annoyed with it WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE CHUCK PALAHNIUK AND CAN EVEN SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT WITHOUT CHECKING. its like he just keeps writing the same book in the exact same style and just switches some nouns around. Its a very good book but they are all very similar which kinda bugs me because they're written in 1st person.
thats about it really, I'm home now and found what I hope and believe to be the final mouse, in the trap. that might be weird... maybe. he was an elusive fucker and I didn't think I was ever going to get him. also he had an erection. thats probably weird.
and fuck, i almost puked changing the water out on the mouse jar. dead mice in a jar of water does not smell good, in fact its most likely the worst thing I've ever smelled. my nose is just sensitive I guess, even cat food kicks my gag reflex into gear. its sad really, most of the mice just look sad but one of them has about %30 of its left side already dissolved. Some are getting interesting sores. I want to inspect them more clearly but that odor... my god...
I wish I could take pictures but all I have is a shitty webcam and I am not bringing that jar in my room.
Pity too, I was imagining breaking out my surgical foot long tweezers and laying them out of chronological order they were caught in. Then naming them and giving them hats and things in photoshop.
Anyway, I guess its time to try fixing the pc. Its funny... even if I get the game going I can only play it for three days before the first month expires. Then it will take a monthly fee I can't pay because I just overdrew my account trying to get it to work.
C'est la vie.
Mmmm... drowning myself in coke and cloves, trying to forget that odor, or that goth old lady's face, she was uglier than the guy with no nose.
Hmm... the computer seems happier and the game runs but now my computer thinks all music is pirated, not that it matters because the sound is dead too...
thank god I live with a computer technician, except he's out drinking right now
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you would be my hero if you dealt with the odor and took pictures.