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desidia

that colossal wreck, boundless and bare

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Wednesday Aug 20, 2003

Aug 19, 2003
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Well I wasn't feeling myself lately and needed a break so I went anonymous. I think I was making too many people happy and couldn't take it. So I left to make the world a more miserable place, starting with depriving you all of my wonderful presence.

But today I missed a stop-sign and ran straight into a puny geo metro and sent the man to the hospital. Shielded in dark karma, I hop out unscathed to sincerely apologize, accept responsibility, blame and guilt, the hapless innocent is of course punished for having done nothing wrong (minus the exception of buying a Geo). He is in a total daze and barely conscious and bleeding, while not substantially, bleeding none the less.

Off in adrenyline land I go clear the intersection for an ambulence and push my truck off the road, and while I go to get the emergency brake, it slides (gently) into the bumper of a parked minivan. This 20-something hussy surveying the scene and owner of said van offers no sympathy to either me or my victim but only calls up her girlfriends on her cell phone to tell them what God did to her. She also runs to the police to tell them her story first and the police are surprised from my tale to hear her van was parked, she was not in it and that I rolled into it and I did not drive at her, aiming to kill and sacrifice her to my heathen dieties. There were no signs of collision when the two were seperated

Eventually the vehicles ( the truly victimized ones anyway) are towed away and I go to Denny's have a blueberry sundae.

Needless to say, my dark energies were recharged so here I am. I wasn't planning on being one of those lamewads who go anon for only a day but a car crash is like a refresh button for your life. A very dangerous refresh button skull

I think the aftereffects of the accident are wearing off. I might have to leave again... skull
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screw_that:
well here it is, I haven't checked on you in a while and here you are having a crappier life than mine.. (oops, did I say that?).. I don't mean that to be mean (my god the words escape me today)... you are completely right though, a car crash is like a very dangerous refresh button... 20-something hussies suck and should all die... ...and yeah, everything else... if it would make you feel better you could come up to Seattle and sacrifice me to your heathen deities.. *shrug*
Aug 28, 2003
screw_that:
OMG! I am SO watching YuGiOh! I'm so excited to see who gets what millenium items and all that.. I feel like I must be the biggest dork on the planet, but what can I say? YuGi is so hot when he's merged with the Pharoah! YaY!
Aug 29, 2003

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