ummm... why is it dawn? was it not the whole purpose of drinking before dusk to pass out before the horrid event of solar renewal?
why are my motor skills crippled but still accessible? why are my cognitive processses somehow active? WHY WON'T I JUST DIE? why am I hungover but still conscious and drinking?
why am I out of vodka and why did it taste so warm?
don't tell me, I already know. don't tell me anything. just suffocate me in my sleep. please. not that anyone ever did anything I asked and not that I ever asked much.
And to the dunce across the street: I have been hearing you YELL the same two things EVERY DAY, TWICE A DAY, FOR A MONTH (A. LETS GO! B. COME ON!). Your dog is clearly either deaf, retarded or just fucking hates living with you.
You yell at your dog EVERY DAY FOR AT LEAST 20 MINUTES. Just something to think about...
why are my motor skills crippled but still accessible? why are my cognitive processses somehow active? WHY WON'T I JUST DIE? why am I hungover but still conscious and drinking?
why am I out of vodka and why did it taste so warm?
don't tell me, I already know. don't tell me anything. just suffocate me in my sleep. please. not that anyone ever did anything I asked and not that I ever asked much.
And to the dunce across the street: I have been hearing you YELL the same two things EVERY DAY, TWICE A DAY, FOR A MONTH (A. LETS GO! B. COME ON!). Your dog is clearly either deaf, retarded or just fucking hates living with you.
You yell at your dog EVERY DAY FOR AT LEAST 20 MINUTES. Just something to think about...
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nixon:
The Geiger one obviously is the shit, but I'm quite fond of three, too.
strangekitty:
cuteness is my weakness. also, strangeness.