I finally got out of the house and went out on the town. Apparently all the bars in Eugene are non smoking which is retarded and there aren't a lot of hot people because the only two I met last night were from Portland... No offence to you hot Eugene kids wherever you were last night.
I didn't get that twenty year old I was set up with. Most likely because she was forced sober all night due to anti-biotics and went home early and cranky. She was apparently a blonde cheerleader five weeks ago and generally dates misoginst sasquatches as is their fashionso that might have contributed as well. Maybe next week...
However I did end up getting her twenty five year old friend... The one who was setting me up. With a boyfriend...
oops. it'd been too long for me to say no to a girl that cute. its not like I hit on her or anything
no good is going to come out of that... no wait. I already got some good. some very good and much needed good in fact but yeah... theres gonna be plenty of bad eventually
By the way, about three in the morning on a cliff, eating taco bell I took this picture. cute little miss twentyfive says its a spirit/soul. that they appear in pictures and often as spheres/circles. she also has her own shaman named Ellen and told me she could turn me into a vampire so I'm not especially motivated to believe a goddamn thing that comes out of her mouth that isn't "I want you" and"Oh god thats good".
But now that I've uploaded it and seen it on something bigger than a three inch display I'm not so sure its a streetlight anymore. The fact that I can see a face in it doesn't help...
Its five in the morning and I want a strawberry milkshake.
I didn't get that twenty year old I was set up with. Most likely because she was forced sober all night due to anti-biotics and went home early and cranky. She was apparently a blonde cheerleader five weeks ago and generally dates misoginst sasquatches as is their fashionso that might have contributed as well. Maybe next week...

However I did end up getting her twenty five year old friend... The one who was setting me up. With a boyfriend...

oops. it'd been too long for me to say no to a girl that cute. its not like I hit on her or anything

no good is going to come out of that... no wait. I already got some good. some very good and much needed good in fact but yeah... theres gonna be plenty of bad eventually

By the way, about three in the morning on a cliff, eating taco bell I took this picture. cute little miss twentyfive says its a spirit/soul. that they appear in pictures and often as spheres/circles. she also has her own shaman named Ellen and told me she could turn me into a vampire so I'm not especially motivated to believe a goddamn thing that comes out of her mouth that isn't "I want you" and"Oh god thats good".
But now that I've uploaded it and seen it on something bigger than a three inch display I'm not so sure its a streetlight anymore. The fact that I can see a face in it doesn't help...

Its five in the morning and I want a strawberry milkshake.
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judas:
long time no be.
nixon:
I hate your life, too.