Well shit. I had the devilish idea to change the birthday yesterday then switch it back tomorrow so no one would ever see that pesky balloon but alas...
The internet computer asploded. I've had no internet for a week.
Yesterday I got desperate and defiled my computer by installing a dirty dial-up modem but was unable to locate the drivers or divulge the secrets of account name and password in time. It was insane going cold turkey but after that week of withdrawl I think I might just quit.
My first present was from VH1, they played a depeche mode video around 1am. I had almost no idea what they looked like. I've only seen one blurry photo of them so the video was nice. One of them had black nail polish, that made me happy.
I'm also comandeering today's BOASAS as a present.
Today I've also recieved books I already had, $20 in losing scratch-its and a new drivers license. Thank God, the old one was 8 years old, barely got me into clubs and expired today. I was not looking forward to making my mother buy me cigarettes. The new I.D. photo is... satisfactory.
For dinner my mother brought me grocery store sushi. Its the thought that counts.
Still, its been a pretty good day.
Except its my birthday.
*12:36: Sucha shame. Left to my own devices I drank until I enjoyed my birthday. Which didn't happen untl 11:30, barely a minute to milk that balloon for all it was worth. Now its just me and Confessions of a Knife. Maybe its time to start wandering downstairs, in case my phone feels like picking up recpetion.
Rivers of blood, years of darkness. I am the father, the father of Nothing. Give me a drink, I need to think now.*
The internet computer asploded. I've had no internet for a week.
Yesterday I got desperate and defiled my computer by installing a dirty dial-up modem but was unable to locate the drivers or divulge the secrets of account name and password in time. It was insane going cold turkey but after that week of withdrawl I think I might just quit.
My first present was from VH1, they played a depeche mode video around 1am. I had almost no idea what they looked like. I've only seen one blurry photo of them so the video was nice. One of them had black nail polish, that made me happy.
I'm also comandeering today's BOASAS as a present.
Today I've also recieved books I already had, $20 in losing scratch-its and a new drivers license. Thank God, the old one was 8 years old, barely got me into clubs and expired today. I was not looking forward to making my mother buy me cigarettes. The new I.D. photo is... satisfactory.
For dinner my mother brought me grocery store sushi. Its the thought that counts.
Still, its been a pretty good day.
Except its my birthday.
*12:36: Sucha shame. Left to my own devices I drank until I enjoyed my birthday. Which didn't happen untl 11:30, barely a minute to milk that balloon for all it was worth. Now its just me and Confessions of a Knife. Maybe its time to start wandering downstairs, in case my phone feels like picking up recpetion.
Rivers of blood, years of darkness. I am the father, the father of Nothing. Give me a drink, I need to think now.*
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Glad I at least managed to cheer you up a little bit. And I'm only a day past cusp, so it's no fair if I have to wait until we're actually in Saggitarius. Especially for presents from people I've never met.
(psst. and so do you. meep)