I found cigarettes. Yesterday. Not just any cigarettes of course. My Djarum Specials. But I haven't had one yet. Because I'm a masochist.
I've been dangling them in front of me to the point of salavation. Soon it will be time for salvation. If not tonight, tomorrow.
I've been thinking of changing my last name to Carabas. Remind me to lecture you on why someday.
Living in the woods. All my evil is being pent up with no one to release it on and nowhere to release it. I'm seriously considering taking up trophy hunting. I don't know why I hadn't thought of it sooner. An entire deer skellington for the price of a few bullets. And a gun. And a hunting license. And hunting clothes. And God knows what else.
I've been dangling them in front of me to the point of salavation. Soon it will be time for salvation. If not tonight, tomorrow.
I've been thinking of changing my last name to Carabas. Remind me to lecture you on why someday.
Living in the woods. All my evil is being pent up with no one to release it on and nowhere to release it. I'm seriously considering taking up trophy hunting. I don't know why I hadn't thought of it sooner. An entire deer skellington for the price of a few bullets. And a gun. And a hunting license. And hunting clothes. And God knows what else.
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nixon:
Right. Goggles. It's very Joel-Peter Witkin in my head. Who also seems fascinated by corgis. Which is odd.
nixon:
And as for my crush field, I'm going to have to find SOME way to entertain myself once I'm back in SF. I've been doing some research.