desidia

I didn't get a chance to eat much of the ice cream and I forgot the soda completely which is saddening.

I wonder if I'll get to make out again this year. I wonder what I'll do for my birthday. Maybe I can go to Portland for the SGB show and stay for Halloween. Maybe I'll take up sport hunting and chewing tobacco because I now live in the woods of Buttfuck, Oregon. They shortened the name recently, it used to be Buttfuckyourcousin, Oregon. Okay, really its not that bad. Its just 10 miles of woods until you reach the square mile metropolis of Junction City, dial-up internet and being told to pee in the trees to save on water. I think the well went dry or something.

The good news is last night I dreamed I ate out Sicily and it was hot. Then I dreamed I got humped by Jenna Haze at a party. Also hot. Extremely hot.

I am not looking forward to the inevitable dry spell that will occur. It was hard enough to get laid in Portland but its just not going to happen here unless I buy a cowboy hat and some false teeth, and I probably won't escape until spring.

This will be the winter of my discontent.