In celebration of... umm...
Anyway I overdrew my account on ice cream, soda, vodka and pizza! Huzzah!
On a scale of one to ten my life just moved up from negative three to negative two. Yay! This means its safe to post and update on the site without uncontrollable breakdowns of depression and/or being a complete emo fuck.
Seriously though, those arteries are harder to get to than you'd think. Especially with a filet knife.
Hot damn. Its been so long since I've been drunk I forgot what it was like. It had almost become a new experience like another narcotic, wondering if it would be like the last time, cursing the asshole who screwed you because its not kicking in. But we're back to normal now. Good times. It had been... at least 3 days.
Anyway I overdrew my account on ice cream, soda, vodka and pizza! Huzzah!
On a scale of one to ten my life just moved up from negative three to negative two. Yay! This means its safe to post and update on the site without uncontrollable breakdowns of depression and/or being a complete emo fuck.
Seriously though, those arteries are harder to get to than you'd think. Especially with a filet knife.
Hot damn. Its been so long since I've been drunk I forgot what it was like. It had almost become a new experience like another narcotic, wondering if it would be like the last time, cursing the asshole who screwed you because its not kicking in. But we're back to normal now. Good times. It had been... at least 3 days.
tawnya:
Hey baby! You're back. Has this been for long? I have a notoriously short attention span. Kisses! 
annalee:
yeah, will be fine though I guess