So my ex is pregnant... probably.
I witnessed a Tyre explode at 850 psi nuking the side of the aircraft and almost killing several members of my team putting our rescue helicopter back a few weeks and mentally scaring my mate.
Um Been boarding over the weekend trying not to master the move "ass2faceplant".
Thinking of ways to ask out a GAME till girl at the till.
Looking into the prospect of spending 40 in head sessions a week so i can stop imagining, becoming paranoid and generally torturing self mentally. Also I should be buying a Canon 350D so I can start becoming a hermit that takes pictures of pwetty tings.
P.S Just noticed that the top, that the blonde girl is wearing in Ad above. Depicts my radio controlled monster truck . Awesome. Oh yeah and I'm wearing contacts that are the wrong prescription because Looking good is better than Looking good?
I witnessed a Tyre explode at 850 psi nuking the side of the aircraft and almost killing several members of my team putting our rescue helicopter back a few weeks and mentally scaring my mate.
Um Been boarding over the weekend trying not to master the move "ass2faceplant".
Thinking of ways to ask out a GAME till girl at the till.
Looking into the prospect of spending 40 in head sessions a week so i can stop imagining, becoming paranoid and generally torturing self mentally. Also I should be buying a Canon 350D so I can start becoming a hermit that takes pictures of pwetty tings.
P.S Just noticed that the top, that the blonde girl is wearing in Ad above. Depicts my radio controlled monster truck . Awesome. Oh yeah and I'm wearing contacts that are the wrong prescription because Looking good is better than Looking good?
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untitledrequest:
funny blog... except for the not being able to see, witnessing near-death explosions and you ex getting knocked-up
_solipsist_:
orgasms (in the female dragon) are over rated and quite messy. I should stop playing with fire......