This will probably be one of the strangest things I've written here, but I feel the need to share, so here it goes.
Last night I went to an electronica/indie dance party, and since I'm a huge ho-bag I decided to be risque and make my shirt out of a bunch of black electrical tape. I figured by the time I had to take it off I would have sweated enough that I wouldn't be so sticky. And I shaved my tummy so I wouldn't be waxing myself.
Both of these were horrible theories. Taking that shit off hurt like holy goddamn hell. Remind me next time to just own up the cash to buy non-adhesive bondage tape.
Good little event though. They played Joy Division, The Cure, Blur, The Smiths, Interpol, Sneaker Pimps, etc. I was impressed.
Well, thats my story. Hope it makes ya laugh.
ta,
~NxD
Last night I went to an electronica/indie dance party, and since I'm a huge ho-bag I decided to be risque and make my shirt out of a bunch of black electrical tape. I figured by the time I had to take it off I would have sweated enough that I wouldn't be so sticky. And I shaved my tummy so I wouldn't be waxing myself.
Both of these were horrible theories. Taking that shit off hurt like holy goddamn hell. Remind me next time to just own up the cash to buy non-adhesive bondage tape.
Good little event though. They played Joy Division, The Cure, Blur, The Smiths, Interpol, Sneaker Pimps, etc. I was impressed.
Well, thats my story. Hope it makes ya laugh.
ta,
~NxD
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koleeta:
are you dead?

paleenchantress:
OUCH ! hope you are doing ok sweets !
