Job interview is in 13 hours.
God damn, I hate these things.
God damn, I hate these things.
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Say baby, do you want to lay down with me?
Say baby, do you want to lay down by my side?
Say baby, do you want to lay down with me?
Say baby..... SAY BEH-BEH!!!!
Say baby, do you want to lay down by my side?
Say baby, do you want to lay down with me?
Say baby..... SAY BEH-BEH!!!!
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freakpirate:
I made that mistake once. Getting up to call in sick for work was the most painful five minutes of my entire life. I had to be rolled off the couch to go home. I spent the entire day comatose on the couch. I still have a hard time drinking vodka...
volks:
Sorry we flaked tonight! I'm far too grumpy for partyin it up. I love my job!
I finally broke down and applied at another crappy restaurant today.
This is me being excited, couldn't you tell?
This is me being excited, couldn't you tell?
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luminaire:
Not true at all, it's just waiting for the right person to come along. 
Dear SG Seattle,
Please acquire more single, attractive female members.
Your immediate attention to this matter will be greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,
The SGSTT
(SG Seattle Testosterone Team)
*Allow me to clarify*
I meant members that would like to do.........things.......with me.
I'm a big fan of..........things.
Please acquire more single, attractive female members.
Your immediate attention to this matter will be greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,
The SGSTT
(SG Seattle Testosterone Team)
*Allow me to clarify*
I meant members that would like to do.........things.......with me.
I'm a big fan of..........things.
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ooomermaidooo:
Hahaha you boys had your chance for the last 6 months!
cosyne:
by "things" you mean stuff like going to the mall, getting new tires for your car, discussing literature, etc. right? That shouldn't be that difficult.
Solo moviefest 2005 begins shortly.
Hold my calls.
Hold my calls.
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aperfectsonnet:
Okay fine-but hurry! I was gonna call you with wondeful news.
Guess who now has the first season of The Adventures of Pete and Pete!
Guess who now has the first season of The Adventures of Pete and Pete!
britney:
Ooooo, pete and pete! Good times...
ANYways.... hooraw for movies or some BS like that.....Yeah!
ANYways.... hooraw for movies or some BS like that.....Yeah!
Dear 2004,
Despite the fact that there were times when I would have gleefully given up a testicle to have you over with, I think I must say that you ended too fast. I still had so many questions for you.
I believe I'm going to start a petition to have another couple of days tacked on to the end of December.
Despite the fact that there were times when I would have gleefully given up a testicle to have you over with, I think I must say that you ended too fast. I still had so many questions for you.
I believe I'm going to start a petition to have another couple of days tacked on to the end of December.
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britney:
......... can't we add them somewhere in the summer or something...............
Shitty stuff missing all the spanking and kisses
, but alas, I feel I will survive this one..... most probabley......... In the mean time, all I'm conserned about is that 2005 blows 2004's bitch ass out of the water 
Shitty stuff missing all the spanking and kisses
, but alas, I feel I will survive this one..... most probabley......... In the mean time, all I'm conserned about is that 2005 blows 2004's bitch ass out of the water
cosyne:
My farewell letter went more like this:
Dear 2004,
You smelled like diarrhea.
Sincerely,
cosyne
Dear 2004,
You smelled like diarrhea.
Sincerely,
cosyne
My quote for my highschool yearbook was this:
"Soon, this will all seeem like just another bad dream."
It didn't make it into print.
"Soon, this will all seeem like just another bad dream."
It didn't make it into print.
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sydni:
you should still come.
michael_desade:
Well, you're one up one me. Did I mention I was really bad at remembering names?
I'm heaving a sigh right about.............................now.
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aperfectsonnet:
I just left you voicemail letting you know that I think you're a fag. Then I left you a message on AIM, also letting you know that I think you're a fag.
It's only fitting that I do it here, too. FAG!
What happened to away messages? Or answering your goddamned phone?
You're such a fag.
Call me back.
It's only fitting that I do it here, too. FAG!
What happened to away messages? Or answering your goddamned phone?
You're such a fag.
Call me back.
aperfectsonnet:
My bad. You aren't a fag. You're a mama's boy.
Sissy.
Sissy.
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to you if you think I am an insufferable asshole.
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robjax:
Hello, and thanks for the vouch! APerfectSonnet was so funny last night! I guess when you grow up in a house of rednecks, you build up an immunity to the weirdness. So yes...mhmm...oh really?
Crazy.
And BTW. How late did little Sonnet stay up last night?? Gosh, when I got home I crawled into bed like a baby. I am soo lame sometimes! <3
XOXO
~JAx
APerfectSonnet was so funny last night! I guess when you grow up in a house of rednecks, you build up an immunity to the weirdness. So yes...mhmm...oh really?
Crazy.
And BTW. How late did little Sonnet stay up last night?? Gosh, when I got home I crawled into bed like a baby. I am soo lame sometimes! <3
XOXO
~JAx
sydni:
what are YOU doing for NewYears? cuz theres some bad porn waiting for ya if you can procure a sheet. aperfectsonnet might be coming and if you do come, you will see me drink not one, but two bottles of cheap champangne....
At the very least, I was able to maintain my Christmas tradition of watching "The Nightmare Before Christmas" by myself with a hot buttered rum in one hand.
Merry Christmas folks, may yours be more eventful than mine.
Scott Desdenova
Merry Christmas folks, may yours be more eventful than mine.
Scott Desdenova
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volks:
I'll try and get to it before I leave for LA
aperfectsonnet:
Sorry about that bitchfest. I guess I'll just admit that I'm not really into any kind of mentioning her right now. It's a very touchy subject.
Seriously, though, good luck sweetie! ♥
XOXO
~JAx