Dear Seattle,
Part one:
Its not you, its me. Isnt that how these things usually start? I feel that that would be an unnecessary sacrifice of emotion to spare your feelings and I believe that our relationship deserves more honesty. To tell the truth, fault lies with both of us. It lies in my inability to act as my own catalyst for change. It lies...
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vikprez:
I actually saw people walking around today with umbrellas covering themselves from the sun, never really saw that in Seattle.
godzuki:
LA won't take. You'll be back by the summer.
Whim has dictated that I set my Itunes library on "random" and make a playlist out of the first twenty songs that come up.
The result:
1."Shame On A Nigga" Wu Tang and System of a Down
2."First We Take Manhattan" Leonard Cohen
3."Hit Me Baby One More Time" Ahmet and Dweezil Zappa
4."Snowblind" SoaD
5."Loveshack" The B-52s.
6."Waving My Dick In The Wind" Ween...
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The result:
1."Shame On A Nigga" Wu Tang and System of a Down
2."First We Take Manhattan" Leonard Cohen
3."Hit Me Baby One More Time" Ahmet and Dweezil Zappa
4."Snowblind" SoaD
5."Loveshack" The B-52s.
6."Waving My Dick In The Wind" Ween...
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adore:
I haven't even been keeping up with this year's prom because it is 21+. I am sorry to say that I will not be going to SF. 
I will have to come up for a visit sometime soon though, eh?
I will have to come up for a visit sometime soon though, eh?
samantha:
hmmm... yeah... i think being laid off just sucks. i suppose it does makes things simpler, but i'm sorry to hear about that.
and, oh but we do care! you see, i think that by taking the acronyms of your playlist, and deciphering the code, no doubt based on significant numbers from the kaballah, i can discover *inhale* the true name of god.
and, oh but we do care! you see, i think that by taking the acronyms of your playlist, and deciphering the code, no doubt based on significant numbers from the kaballah, i can discover *inhale* the true name of god.
I'm feeling surprisingly chipper for someone who just got pseudodumped by someone because she decided that she wanted to go back to being excusively gay.
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cosyne:
It's true. You can't run from ninjas and the only way one can beat Atma legitimately is by Rasping him to death. Of course, there's always the Vanish/Doom combo...
baka_amerikanjin:
I am aware of this. I just need a roomie.
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sydni:
how have you been goober?
hows teh food industry?
hows teh food industry?
baka_amerikanjin:
Subtle. Very subtle.
I used to think that modern culture was raping my childhood by bringing back things like cartoons and fashions that were popular in my formative years.
I believe I was wrong.
I think that my childhood is letting itself be used as pop culture's mercy fuck.
Conclusion: My childhood is kind of slutty.
I believe I was wrong.
I think that my childhood is letting itself be used as pop culture's mercy fuck.
Conclusion: My childhood is kind of slutty.
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samantha:
you are a genius. my father was obsessed with a rabbit's foot but lost it, ten years ago. i had completely forgotten about it. but now i'll replace it.
i know you were being sarcastic... but still, genius.
i know you were being sarcastic... but still, genius.
desdenova:
test
I think I've come up with the action hit of the summer.
Tao of the Dead. Actually, that should read more like this:
TAO OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!
Buddha returns from Paradise when he figures out what he's been missing all along....
The warm, steaming meat and flowing blood of white America!
Yes! The peace spewing ethnic Santa Claus figure that America's patchouli purchasers embraced for...
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rowan:
All I have to say to that is
wow.
Really.
*stands up and claps loudly...
♥
xoxo
~Ro
wow.
Really.
*stands up and claps loudly...
♥
xoxo
~Ro
samantha:
i probably wouldn't watch it i have to say... but i'd enjoy watching the preview.
if you're giving notice does that mean you've found a new better job?
job hunting while working is so terrifying. it seems like everybody knows eachother in the industry... and everyone loves to talk.
if you're giving notice does that mean you've found a new better job?
job hunting while working is so terrifying. it seems like everybody knows eachother in the industry... and everyone loves to talk.
Periodically I manage to convince myself that completely removing all my facial hair is a fabulous idea.
I always seem to forget that this is just my subconscious playing practical jokes on the rest of me.
After I manage to draw blood at least half a dozen times I look into the mirror and recoil in horror at what I see staring back at me....
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I always seem to forget that this is just my subconscious playing practical jokes on the rest of me.
After I manage to draw blood at least half a dozen times I look into the mirror and recoil in horror at what I see staring back at me....
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unravled:
Which is why I had to travel a thousand miles to find mine. 
freakpirate:
I am Prom bound without a doubt. Really... could I pass it up at this point? I think not. 
I miss the rains of Seattle winter.
Bring them back before I am forced to shake my fist at you.
Bring them back before I am forced to shake my fist at you.
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aperfectsonnet:
It's not like I ever see you anymore. You can just pretend that I'm still at home.
cosyne:
Don't shake your fist -- I hate walking home in the rain.
This has been, unequivocally, one of the strangest weeks of my life.
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koleeta:
strange in the good way or the way that makes you want to draw pictures on the walls?
aperfectsonnet:
Go here, read the whole thing and tell me what you notice.
Also-call me more often. I miss you calling me daily.
Also-call me more often. I miss you calling me daily.
Oh glamorous world of professional breakfast cookery, how I've missed you.
I've missed the shifts that start at 6:30 in the morning.
I've missed the anally retentive early customers who are retardedly particular about an item on the plate that costs LESS THAN A TENTH OF THE PLATE ITSELF.
I've missed the schedule that leaves unable to see anyone I care about, let alone make...
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I've missed the shifts that start at 6:30 in the morning.
I've missed the anally retentive early customers who are retardedly particular about an item on the plate that costs LESS THAN A TENTH OF THE PLATE ITSELF.
I've missed the schedule that leaves unable to see anyone I care about, let alone make...
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atomic_tiki:
do you know how to edit?
do you know photoshop?
if so then you'll be qualified to be trained as a DVD authorer
what programs do you know mr. chef?
do you know photoshop?
if so then you'll be qualified to be trained as a DVD authorer
what programs do you know mr. chef?
it_thing_hard_on:
I know, it's weird. But not totally unwelcome.
You'll break out of this rut.
You'll break out of this rut.