Birthday soon.
I want someone who isn't me to write a summary of the past year of my life.
You say you haven't been around me enough to do that?
Then make it up, you whiner.
Feel free to add explosions, witty banter, and a description of the protagonist that includes the term, "shockingly attractive."
God looked down one day and said this: "I will create love to show the people that I exist." The people were obtuse, and didn't get it.
God knew that while love is good, sometimes you just want to fuck. So he created lust. The people forgot to think about god amidst all the boning and bad porno music.
So god, being the creative guy... Read More
Playing music with someone for the first time is a little bit like sleeping with someone you just met.
You are a little unsure of how to proceed, wondering whether or not they like to be in charge, not quite sure if your style will mesh with theirs.
You occasionally hit the wrong tempo or have a few misplaced fingers.
It's exciting and new, you... Read More
Whatisthelight and I are playing a show in Fremont this monday at the Living Room. SInce he is a no good lazy bastard and has not yet posted details anywhere, this is my call to arms. Go hence and assault his journal with requests for the address or the phone number! Demand to know what time we go on! Sally forth my dogs of war!