Some might expect that this is where I would write some kind of holiday party overview.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Well that's just too bad.
I refuse to be your monkey this evening. Sleep and I have had only the most passing of acquaintances lately, which means applying fingers to keyboard has become a task requiring nearly herculean expenditures of effort.
So, all that...
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You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Well that's just too bad.
I refuse to be your monkey this evening. Sleep and I have had only the most passing of acquaintances lately, which means applying fingers to keyboard has become a task requiring nearly herculean expenditures of effort.
So, all that...
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I know, sometimes you feel like a stranger wherever you go. Even if it's a place you've been a thousand times before.
Come on, why are you still fighting it?
*Edit* That may have been one of the shortest name changes in the history of SG.
Come on, why are you still fighting it?
*Edit* That may have been one of the shortest name changes in the history of SG.
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cosyne:
Hey thanks for opening up your house to all of us. That was a very nice party.
null:
Thanks for the invite. Despite how I always seem, I enjoyed being there. Sorry I didn't know enough to bring some hooch.
You told me again you preferred handsome men, but for me you'd make an exception.
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volks:
So whats your schedule like this week? As far as picking up that table goes.
rawr_ima_monster:
resume resume resume resume resume resume resume resume resume resume resume resume resume resume.
-dude.
Dave
-dude.
Dave
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volks:
Sorry we missed brunch! A driver got a bus stuck. I'm still hungry. 
volks:
We're going to be in San Francisco.
I believe I may have come up with the best get-rich-quick scheme that the world has ever known. Bow down before my superior financial planning!
It involves purchasing as many different varieties of penis enlargement pills as I can lay my money grubbing hands on.
Then I take the pills east of the mountains and sell them to the insecure rednecks who tend to reside...
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It involves purchasing as many different varieties of penis enlargement pills as I can lay my money grubbing hands on.
Then I take the pills east of the mountains and sell them to the insecure rednecks who tend to reside...
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lotus:
all good reasons, I'll got let you in right now!
lotus:
uh huh
Enjoy
make sure to read the rules.
Though they won't all apply to you.
Enjoy
make sure to read the rules.
Though they won't all apply to you.
Soon, the name of Desdenova shall be seen exclusively in a lovely shade of grey.
Unlike previous months when I've been able to find some kind of last minute financial reprieve, nothing is presenting itself this time.
I will return as soon as I possibly can.
Au revoir SG, try not to be too sad in my absence.
Unlike previous months when I've been able to find some kind of last minute financial reprieve, nothing is presenting itself this time.
I will return as soon as I possibly can.
Au revoir SG, try not to be too sad in my absence.
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britney:
It'll be ok..... Won't it? Something always comes around eventually.... (pu-lease.... how many times have my funds went kapoot and been left grey for way to long amounts of time 
)...... In fact, I'm heading that way again soon I believe.... Shit, I better go sell one of my useless organs 
)...... In fact, I'm heading that way again soon I believe.... Shit, I better go sell one of my useless organs
britney:
Are you already back???? Wait a sec did I miss something???.... Or is that just wishful thinking??? 
My water heater just did its best impression of the Chernobyl reactor and suffered a catastrophic failure all over the floor of my house. The first 15 minutes of today have been AWESOME. The gods of balance owe me big for this one, let me tell you.
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silverstreak:
Ick. At least you've got something good coming to you soon, hopefully in the form of speedy maintenance people .
britney:
I need to make a split shot, with ass and head.... Beat them to the punch..... hmmm.... In the mean time my ass is fully available in my pics folder
Nothing says, "The holidays are here" like almost falling off of a roof.
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lemonkid:
So true.
koleeta:
Hm... falling off the roof doesn't really do it for me.
Hearing Christmas songs in my head while I walk around the city and freeze my fingers off is more my thing. Also seeing gigantic 15 foot nutcrackers outside Macy's will do it.
so that anxious feeling...it's just better to stay home isn't it?
Hearing Christmas songs in my head while I walk around the city and freeze my fingers off is more my thing. Also seeing gigantic 15 foot nutcrackers outside Macy's will do it.
so that anxious feeling...it's just better to stay home isn't it?
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null:
We still haven't tried the pie. We had so much food last night that we couldn't even attempt it.
Turkey and pancetta dripping gravy is amazing.
Turkey and pancetta dripping gravy is amazing.
britney:
hmmm.... Notes taken, and now I'm ready to PARTY! 
........... OK, maybe I'll give my stomach a day of recovery.... Maybe.... Or maybe thats the key to solving the pain.....
BTW, I'm cherishing the picture of you flailing your arms in pain forever
........... OK, maybe I'll give my stomach a day of recovery.... Maybe.... Or maybe thats the key to solving the pain.....
BTW, I'm cherishing the picture of you flailing your arms in pain forever
If you find yourself naming all your junior mints before you eat them then you are bored.
If you name more than half of them "Billy-Booya" then you are lazy.
If you laugh like a maniac as you send Billy-Booya #12 to a saliva soaked demise then there may be something wrong with you.
If you name more than half of them "Billy-Booya" then you are lazy.
If you laugh like a maniac as you send Billy-Booya #12 to a saliva soaked demise then there may be something wrong with you.
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desdenova:
For some reason seeing an "8" in front of my comment count irritates me.
Hence commenting in my own journal.
[Edited on Nov 21, 2004 5:44PM]
Hence commenting in my own journal.
[Edited on Nov 21, 2004 5:44PM]
punkjr:
Well, Saturday & today. So a day & a half, sorta.
-dude.
Dave