Monday Nov 06, 2006

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Things sure were simple a year ago. Which is saying something, if you knew me year ago.
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sydni:
thumbs up with the cute girlfriend. Hope to see you guys soon.
it_thing_hard_on:
Drama queen.

Sunday Oct 08, 2006

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The geek in me rejoices, for the second digit of my age is now the square of the first.




And just to put this out to the universe, I'll be at Charlie's tonight with my girlfriend and a few other people from about nine o' clock on, should anyone wish to see their favorite non-active SG member in one of his rare public appearances.
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angelvanilla:
FreakPirate does Vancouver
biggrin kiss kiss blush
rawr_ima_monster:
Funilly enough, if I am thinking about what you are thinking about, that bartender kind of went from being the "cooky out-of-control", "dancing-on-the-bar", "is-she-the-bar-back?", "are-they-going-to-fire-her-before-she-is-given-the-responsibility-of-real-bartending" chick to being the "I am now the main head responsible bartender" girl.
It's been a weird transition, I find it difficult to take seriously.
-I haven't been there in a very long while, actually, but I don't think that's why, there have been other drama-or-something-esque events that also lead to decreased attendance.
Dave

Wednesday Oct 04, 2006

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As of this writing, I am holding down four separate jobs.

Migrant labor has nothing on this skinny fucker.
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trevallion:
Slack ass!

I'm not exactly sure what that was supposed to mean.
null:
Man, I bitch about holding down one job. I'd be homicidal at two. Genocidal at three. I don't think they have a word for what I'd be if I had to hold down four jobs.

Friday Jun 30, 2006

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Pick two:

Desdenova is:
A) Headed to San Francisco in about six hours
B) An emotionally stunted retard who very nearly destroyed the best relationship of his life with a girl he's madly in love with
C) The proud owner of the skeletons of thirty six midgets, which he fondles roughly anytime he needs to attain an erection.


Pretty easy choices here, dearest porn site...
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sydni:
He turned into a whiny bitch. Go figure.

I sure knew how to pick them lately. whatever
roxy:
frown

Thursday May 11, 2006

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I think I reached the limit on how long an update about chai milkshakes can be left in place.
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rawr_ima_monster:
SUBMIT. SUBMIT
-YOU CAN NOT RESIST THE POWERS OF PERSUASION THAT ARE AT MY DISPOSAL.
D A V E
null:
First ones I've run into this year. I haven't been to the farmer's market in about a month, because early farmer's markets on the Eastside are like bad craft fairs.

Monday Apr 03, 2006

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Nicki just made me a chai milkshake.


You should wish you were my tongue, It was THAT fucking good.
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amadio:
Thinking about South
rawr_ima_monster:
puke
-fucking foul memory.
Dave

Sunday Mar 19, 2006

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My girlfriend has discovered a new love for vectors recently.

And who should she choose to do such things to?
Your friendly neighborhood Desdenova, of course. The fact that I put out on a frequent basis may or may not have had anything to do with this decision.
mevector
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luminaire:
I am deeply saddened.
retroactivwe:
Sweet, looks good.

Wednesday Mar 15, 2006

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Yesterday, I bought cookies from a retarded girlscout.

I then told her to keep the changs to buy herself a snazzier helmet, since she deserved it for working so hard.*



I am a better humanitarian than you will ever be. Take your red cross, your yellow ribbons and your march of dimes and stick them straight up your ass. Philanthropy, thy poster child is Desdenova....
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trevallion:
When is Scott turning into a "hangs out with us person"?
sydni:
You are fucking golden! tongue

Tuesday Mar 07, 2006

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It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.


Bop shee bop sha bop.
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kittymalarchy:
well damn- an upward swing is something to be all skippy about! Hope it keeps flowing for you!
wugglyump:
here's a "fun fact" i used to want to be an sg, and my name would have been Zillah. (z is for zillah who drank too much gin)
if i ever do a site like that, that will still be my name. the end.

show me your new snake.

Tuesday Feb 28, 2006

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"You're smarter at twenty three than I ever could have dreamed of being."

You don't know how much this one statement means to me coming from the lips of my father.

My life changed tonight, the future looks more secure than it ever has,


I don't know how to repay this, or even if I have to.
All I can say is this:

Someday, I...
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obd:
wow.I'm glad to hear things are going well up north.
joscelyne:
smile
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