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A quiz, brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Desdenova:



If Tom Waits and Ween were to embark on some kind of musical/ journey together, Desdenova would:
A. Cry the tears of joy
B. Shit his pants with the feces of joy
C. Orgasm in his pants the seminal fluid of joy
D. Vomit up the bile of joy
E. Bleed from his nose the sanguine liquid of joy
F. Do all of the above and then promptly expire from an overdose of sonic exultation.
britney:
........... I'm gonna hope for "A" cause it seems to have the least amount of clean up involved.... confused
Sep 9, 2005
rowan:
Thank you for your comments on my set, sweet one. blush ♥

xoxo
~Ro
Sep 11, 2005

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