Dear Corvette owner who was sniffing up my tailpipe this afternoon,
I apologize for not being able to accelerate as fast you can.
I'm sorry that we were on a one-lane road.
However, it is not my fault that nature gave you the kind of substandard genitalia that would make you think that you needed to buy that kind of flashy car in the first place.
In short, dear corvette owner, please take your teeny weenie and vigorously fuck yourself with it.
I apologize for not being able to accelerate as fast you can.
I'm sorry that we were on a one-lane road.
However, it is not my fault that nature gave you the kind of substandard genitalia that would make you think that you needed to buy that kind of flashy car in the first place.
In short, dear corvette owner, please take your teeny weenie and vigorously fuck yourself with it.
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I might get some goats! They'll live in an old VW van I have at the house that isn't worth fixing up. I'm thinking chickens too....