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Seattle's favorite ghetto, where even the old ladies will mug you for crack money.

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Wednesday Apr 27, 2005

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Mission Name: The great Desdenova Bed Search of 2005
Mission Status: Failing faster than a frat boy in a sexual ethics class.
VIEW 17 of 17 COMMENTS
unravled:
The thing with Alotn, he makes it so anybody can cook like him.
Apr 28, 2005
xip:
I should write a story about every bloodstain I've ever seen or caused or experienced

I remember being greatly creeped out by having the inside of my jacket sleeve covered in black splotches from bloodstains when I once cut the fuck out of my arm... and then got utterly annoyed when I saw a bandaid in the trash with a little red dab on it... and thought about how the person wearing that bandaid had been such a fucking pussy

But I won't because i'm lazy blackeyed
xip

[Edited on Apr 29, 2005 6:11PM]
Apr 29, 2005

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