Friday Apr 15, 2005

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1 Days and Counting...

You want to know something that's really great? Leaving on a thousand mile roadtrip in two days and having waaaaaaaaaaay too many things left to accomplish.
You want to know something that's even better?
Picking up your last paycheck and discovering that it's short by five hundred bucks.

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xip:
What'd you do, have sex with the company prostitute for 3 hours longer than you meant to?
xip
luminaire:
As long as nothing cataclysmic doesn't happen between now and then, yes.

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