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desdenova

Seattle's favorite ghetto, where even the old ladies will mug you for crack money.

Member Since 2003

Followers 68 Following 151

I hated my job less today than I did yesterday.

Little victories, motherfucker.

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I forgot the word black!!!!!!

Mar 28, 2005

retroactivwe:

Glad to see you got a p0rm ticket, see you then.

Mar 29, 2005

05.10.08
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Saturday May 10, 2008
Dear Los Angeles, Fuck you, you smog ridden jerk city! We are steali…
03.30.08
2

Sunday Mar 30, 2008
Attention: atomicant,schmelectra, and crim, are the coolest new SG…
03.14.08
5

Saturday Mar 15, 2008
The other day, my boss made a giant black penis out of squid ink past…
01.15.08
3

Tuesday Jan 15, 2008
A confession: I lied, a couple entries back, about how what I'd ha…
11.06.07
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Wednesday Nov 07, 2007
I may not actually be going to London, and not for the reasons you th…
10.22.07
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Tuesday Oct 23, 2007
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10.11.07
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Friday Oct 12, 2007
If I were Samson, I'd be fucked.* *In case you aren't up on your…
09.01.07
5

Saturday Sep 01, 2007
Quick, attractive redheaded women, breed with me to save our genetic …
07.04.07
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Wednesday Jul 04, 2007
I smoked a million cigaretttes, drank a million boozes and laughed wi…
01.15.07
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Monday Jan 15, 2007
See you soon, Los Angeles.

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Thursday Mar 24, 2005