Periodically I manage to convince myself that completely removing all my facial hair is a fabulous idea.
I always seem to forget that this is just my subconscious playing practical jokes on the rest of me.
After I manage to draw blood at least half a dozen times I look into the mirror and recoil in horror at what I see staring back at me. I look up to what appears to be an overly cynical and all too knowledgable eleven year old with a look on his face that just screams, "What the fuck were you thinking? You're actually going to leave the house like this?!"
Stricken with terror, I contort my newly clean shaven face until I can spit out an agonized, "Oh sweet mother of god....What have I done?"
Sometimes I wonder why I can't find a happy medium between the teenage quality of the facial hair I usually sport and the prepubescent stylings of the clean shaven face that I'm wearing as I type this.
Fucking subconscious, why must you torment me?
I always seem to forget that this is just my subconscious playing practical jokes on the rest of me.
After I manage to draw blood at least half a dozen times I look into the mirror and recoil in horror at what I see staring back at me. I look up to what appears to be an overly cynical and all too knowledgable eleven year old with a look on his face that just screams, "What the fuck were you thinking? You're actually going to leave the house like this?!"
Stricken with terror, I contort my newly clean shaven face until I can spit out an agonized, "Oh sweet mother of god....What have I done?"
Sometimes I wonder why I can't find a happy medium between the teenage quality of the facial hair I usually sport and the prepubescent stylings of the clean shaven face that I'm wearing as I type this.
Fucking subconscious, why must you torment me?
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unravled:
Which is why I had to travel a thousand miles to find mine. 
freakpirate:
I am Prom bound without a doubt. Really... could I pass it up at this point? I think not. 
