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Seattle's favorite ghetto, where even the old ladies will mug you for crack money.

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Tuesday Dec 07, 2004

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I believe I may have come up with the best get-rich-quick scheme that the world has ever known. Bow down before my superior financial planning!

It involves purchasing as many different varieties of penis enlargement pills as I can lay my money grubbing hands on.
Then I take the pills east of the mountains and sell them to the insecure rednecks who tend to reside there at a grossly inflated price. That's step one.
Step two is where the BIG MONEY rolls in.
Inevitably, the fact that these alternatives to a corvette purchase work about as well as praying to the gods of rapid genitalia growth. Next comes the class action lawsuit, of which I will be certain to be a part of.
When the court awards the mass of men who stick balls of socks in their pants their disappointment compensation, I will be right there with them.
It's flawless, I tell you.
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
lotus:
all good reasons, I'll got let you in right now!
Dec 7, 2004
lotus:
uh huh
Enjoy
make sure to read the rules.
Though they won't all apply to you.
Dec 7, 2004

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