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DRINKING WITH DESDENOVA
(A Step By Step Tutorial)

When drinking with a man of such refined tastes as myself, it is important to remember the various procedures involved.

Step 1.
Make sure that you have acquired a selection of potables that is pleasing to both eye and palette.

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Step 2.
Pour a variety of the alcohols into various attractive receptacles and arrange in an artistic fashion.

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Step 3. Take an innocent, intellectual board game and devise new rules to turn it into the catalyst for drunken shenanigans.
Make sure that at least one rule involves taking shots when you fail or just do something stupid.
Once you have done this stupid thing strike a stupid pose, paste a stupid look on your face and have a picture taken.

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Step 4. With camera ready, encourage Desdenova to take a shot of Jameson. Prepare for hilarity as he waves his hands and makes the following face:

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Step 5. As it turns out, shots of Jameson don't agree with Desdenova after he's been drinking vodka/crans and tequila for the last two hours. Due to this unforseen turn of events, Desdenova will look a lot like this:
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Desdenova is now ready for a hug, some water and a more or less soft place to pass the fuck out.

Foolow these simple instructions at your next party or gathering, and I guarantee that Desdenova will have the time of his life!