Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

desdenova

Seattle's favorite ghetto, where even the old ladies will mug you for crack money.

Member Since 2003

Followers 68 Following 151

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Sunday Oct 10, 2004

Oct 10, 2004
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
My best birthday gift may have been the complete lack of hangover on Saturday morning.
That or the tongs.
That was probably he most enjoyable birthday outing that I've had in a few years.
I do have to admit that there were a couple of things missing, though.
This:
and this:
Other than that, a wonderful night indeed.
From what I recall.
I don't think I really realized how much I'd had to drink until whatisthelight, Sydni and I went to Minnie's, and I tried to buy WITL a present from one of the conveniently placed vending machines in the bathroom. Upon doing so, Idiscovered that putting quarters in the slot and turning the handle had become the physical equivalent of quantum mathematics.
I granted the machine its victory and retreated to the table to lick my wounds. Little does it know that one day I will return, and sweet vengeance will be mine.
I will close this journal with the following advice:
Listen to the new Tom Waits album.
I don't care if you have to kill a hobo and harvest his organs for the money to purchase the record, just do it.[IMG]

More Blogs

  • 06.12.05
    24

    Sunday Jun 12, 2005

    I want to meet the person who decreed that it is okay, even encourage…
  • 06.09.05
    8

    Thursday Jun 09, 2005

    I was an hour late to work this morning. On top of that, I was sickl…
  • 06.07.05
    5

    Tuesday Jun 07, 2005

    For the very first time since I've been a member of SG, I'm wishing t…
  • 06.05.05
    12

    Monday Jun 06, 2005

    That one was vaguely sad. This one is firmly neutral.
  • 06.02.05
    14

    Thursday Jun 02, 2005

    At my current pay rate, I am fucked, and actually can't afford to liv…
  • 05.29.05
    15

    Monday May 30, 2005

    In a perfect world, there would be a clever and amusing update here. …
  • 05.23.05
    25

    Monday May 23, 2005

    For those of you with the attention span of an ADD kid who sold all h…
  • 05.23.05
    10

    Monday May 23, 2005

    I'm doing my Prom update when I get home from work tonight. Expect p…
  • 05.18.05
    15

    Wednesday May 18, 2005

    I'm trying to be the absolute last person to update their journal wit…
  • 05.12.05
    14

    Thursday May 12, 2005

    Clarification of my previous journal entry ( No, I'm not going to lin…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
9
months
19
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,593 SuicideGirls
  • 1,118,095 followers
  • 14,927,843 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,410,708 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo