desdenova

God looked down one day and said this: "I will create love to show the people that I exist." The people were obtuse, and didn't get it.
God knew that while love is good, sometimes you just want to fuck. So he created lust. The people forgot to think about god amidst all the boning and bad porno music.
So god, being the creative guy that he is, whipped up war. Once again, the people were distracted. This time by blows to the head and broken limbs, rather than by cunt or cock. God began to get frustrated. In a flash of inspiration, he created back pain. The people said. "Oh my god!! This fucking hurts!"
And god was pleased.
That narcissistic asshole.