Saturday Mar 15, 2008

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The other day, my boss made a giant black penis out of squid ink pasta dough. When he menaced me with it, I bit the tip off and spit it at him.


Nobody out offensive-comedies Desdenova, by christ.
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sydni:
So....what would you do?
it_thing_hard_on:
I knew you were gay.

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