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desdenova

Seattle's favorite ghetto, where even the old ladies will mug you for crack money.

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Pick two:

Desdenova is:
A) Headed to San Francisco in about six hours
B) An emotionally stunted retard who very nearly destroyed the best relationship of his life with a girl he's madly in love with
C) The proud owner of the skeletons of thirty six midgets, which he fondles roughly anytime he needs to attain an erection.


Pretty easy choices here, dearest porn site friends.
I have a long ass drive in the morning, and a lot of thinking about what makes me the damaged way I am while I do it.
Squat on.
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
sydni:
He turned into a whiny bitch. Go figure.

I sure knew how to pick them lately. whatever
Sep 20, 2006
roxy:
frown
Sep 29, 2006

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