Thursday Jan 06, 2005

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Dear SG Seattle,

Please acquire more single, attractive female members.
Your immediate attention to this matter will be greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,
The SGSTT
(SG Seattle Testosterone Team)

*Allow me to clarify*
I meant members that would like to do.........things.......with me.
I'm a big fan of..........things.
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ooomermaidooo:
Hahaha you boys had your chance for the last 6 months!
cosyne:
by "things" you mean stuff like going to the mall, getting new tires for your car, discussing literature, etc. right? That shouldn't be that difficult.

Monday Jan 03, 2005

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Solo moviefest 2005 begins shortly.
Hold my calls.
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aperfectsonnet:
Okay fine-but hurry! I was gonna call you with wondeful news.
Guess who now has the first season of The Adventures of Pete and Pete!
britney:
Ooooo, pete and pete! Good times...

ANYways.... hooraw for movies or some BS like that.....Yeah! biggrin

Saturday Jan 01, 2005

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Dear 2004,
Despite the fact that there were times when I would have gleefully given up a testicle to have you over with, I think I must say that you ended too fast. I still had so many questions for you.
I believe I'm going to start a petition to have another couple of days tacked on to the end of December.
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britney:
......... can't we add them somewhere in the summer or something...............
Shitty stuff missing all the spanking and kisses tongue , but alas, I feel I will survive this one..... most probabley......... In the mean time, all I'm conserned about is that 2005 blows 2004's bitch ass out of the water wink biggrin kiss
cosyne:
My farewell letter went more like this:

Dear 2004,
You smelled like diarrhea.

Sincerely,
cosyne

Friday Dec 31, 2004

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My quote for my highschool yearbook was this:
"Soon, this will all seeem like just another bad dream."

It didn't make it into print.
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sydni:
you should still come. wink
michael_desade:
Well, you're one up one me. Did I mention I was really bad at remembering names? wink

ARRR!!!

Thursday Dec 30, 2004

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I'm heaving a sigh right about.............................now.
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aperfectsonnet:
I just left you voicemail letting you know that I think you're a fag. Then I left you a message on AIM, also letting you know that I think you're a fag.
It's only fitting that I do it here, too. FAG!
What happened to away messages? Or answering your goddamned phone?
You're such a fag.
Call me back.
aperfectsonnet:
My bad. You aren't a fag. You're a mama's boy.
Sissy.

Tuesday Dec 28, 2004

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I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to you if you think I am an insufferable asshole.
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robjax:
Hello, and thanks for the vouch! wink APerfectSonnet was so funny last night! I guess when you grow up in a house of rednecks, you build up an immunity to the weirdness. So yes...mhmm...oh really?

Crazy.

And BTW. How late did little Sonnet stay up last night?? Gosh, when I got home I crawled into bed like a baby. I am soo lame sometimes! <3

XOXO
~JAx
sydni:
what are YOU doing for NewYears? cuz theres some bad porn waiting for ya if you can procure a sheet. aperfectsonnet might be coming and if you do come, you will see me drink not one, but two bottles of cheap champangne....tongue

Saturday Dec 25, 2004

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At the very least, I was able to maintain my Christmas tradition of watching "The Nightmare Before Christmas" by myself with a hot buttered rum in one hand.
Merry Christmas folks, may yours be more eventful than mine.


Scott Desdenova
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volks:
I'll try and get to it before I leave for LA
aperfectsonnet:
Sorry about that bitchfest. I guess I'll just admit that I'm not really into any kind of mentioning her right now. It's a very touchy subject.

Tuesday Dec 21, 2004

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Some might expect that this is where I would write some kind of holiday party overview.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Well that's just too bad.
I refuse to be your monkey this evening. Sleep and I have had only the most passing of acquaintances lately, which means applying fingers to keyboard has become a task requiring nearly herculean expenditures of effort.
So, all that...
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punkjr:
Heh, I hear ya. That's why I'm glad mine are in Texas.
rawr_ima_monster:
So?
-dude.
Dave

Tuesday Dec 14, 2004

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I know, sometimes you feel like a stranger wherever you go. Even if it's a place you've been a thousand times before.
Come on, why are you still fighting it?


*Edit* That may have been one of the shortest name changes in the history of SG.
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cosyne:
Hey thanks for opening up your house to all of us. That was a very nice party.
null:
Thanks for the invite. Despite how I always seem, I enjoyed being there. Sorry I didn't know enough to bring some hooch.

Sunday Dec 12, 2004

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You told me again you preferred handsome men, but for me you'd make an exception.



Come on, how can you resist?

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volks:
So whats your schedule like this week? As far as picking up that table goes.
rawr_ima_monster:
resume resume resume resume resume resume resume resume resume resume resume resume resume resume.
-dude.
Dave

Tuesday Dec 07, 2004

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SG Seattle Holiday Hell House Party.

You know you want to be there.
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volks:
Sorry we missed brunch! A driver got a bus stuck. I'm still hungry. mad
volks:
We're going to be in San Francisco.

Tuesday Dec 07, 2004

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I believe I may have come up with the best get-rich-quick scheme that the world has ever known. Bow down before my superior financial planning!

It involves purchasing as many different varieties of penis enlargement pills as I can lay my money grubbing hands on.
Then I take the pills east of the mountains and sell them to the insecure rednecks who tend to reside...
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lotus:
all good reasons, I'll got let you in right now!
lotus:
uh huh
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