Sunday Feb 27, 2005

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I'm feeling surprisingly chipper for someone who just got pseudodumped by someone because she decided that she wanted to go back to being excusively gay.
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cosyne:
It's true. You can't run from ninjas and the only way one can beat Atma legitimately is by Rasping him to death. Of course, there's always the Vanish/Doom combo...
baka_amerikanjin:
I am aware of this. I just need a roomie.

Thursday Feb 24, 2005

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sydni:
how have you been goober?
hows teh food industry?
baka_amerikanjin:
Subtle. Very subtle.

Tuesday Feb 15, 2005

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I used to think that modern culture was raping my childhood by bringing back things like cartoons and fashions that were popular in my formative years.

I believe I was wrong.

I think that my childhood is letting itself be used as pop culture's mercy fuck.


Conclusion: My childhood is kind of slutty.
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samantha:
you are a genius. my father was obsessed with a rabbit's foot but lost it, ten years ago. i had completely forgotten about it. but now i'll replace it.
i know you were being sarcastic... but still, genius.
desdenova:
test

Wednesday Feb 09, 2005

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I think I've come up with the action hit of the summer.
Tao of the Dead. Actually, that should read more like this:


TAO OF THE DEAD!!!!!!!


Buddha returns from Paradise when he figures out what he's been missing all along....
The warm, steaming meat and flowing blood of white America!
Yes! The peace spewing ethnic Santa Claus figure that America's patchouli purchasers embraced for...
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rowan:
All I have to say to that is

wow.

Really.

*stands up and claps loudly...

♥

xoxo
~Ro
samantha:
i probably wouldn't watch it i have to say... but i'd enjoy watching the preview.
if you're giving notice does that mean you've found a new better job?
job hunting while working is so terrifying. it seems like everybody knows eachother in the industry... and everyone loves to talk.

Sunday Feb 06, 2005

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Periodically I manage to convince myself that completely removing all my facial hair is a fabulous idea.
I always seem to forget that this is just my subconscious playing practical jokes on the rest of me.

After I manage to draw blood at least half a dozen times I look into the mirror and recoil in horror at what I see staring back at me....
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unravled:
Which is why I had to travel a thousand miles to find mine. wink
freakpirate:
I am Prom bound without a doubt. Really... could I pass it up at this point? I think not. biggrin

Wednesday Feb 02, 2005

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I miss the rains of Seattle winter.
Bring them back before I am forced to shake my fist at you.
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aperfectsonnet:
It's not like I ever see you anymore. You can just pretend that I'm still at home.
cosyne:
Don't shake your fist -- I hate walking home in the rain.

Saturday Jan 22, 2005

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This has been, unequivocally, one of the strangest weeks of my life.
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koleeta:
strange in the good way or the way that makes you want to draw pictures on the walls?
aperfectsonnet:
Go here, read the whole thing and tell me what you notice.

Also-call me more often. I miss you calling me daily.

Wednesday Jan 19, 2005

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Oh glamorous world of professional breakfast cookery, how I've missed you.

I've missed the shifts that start at 6:30 in the morning.
I've missed the anally retentive early customers who are retardedly particular about an item on the plate that costs LESS THAN A TENTH OF THE PLATE ITSELF.
I've missed the schedule that leaves unable to see anyone I care about, let alone make...
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atomic_tiki:
do you know how to edit?
do you know photoshop?

if so then you'll be qualified to be trained as a DVD authorer

what programs do you know mr. chef?
it_thing_hard_on:
I know, it's weird. But not totally unwelcome.

You'll break out of this rut.

Monday Jan 17, 2005

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Job interview is in 13 hours.
God damn, I hate these things.
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volks:
I always get the same thing and the waiter suggested the special.
robjax:
Awwk. Take Zanex. Always solves my social problems! wink

Seriously, though, good luck sweetie! ♥

XOXO
~JAx

Tuesday Jan 11, 2005

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Say baby, do you want to lay down with me?
Say baby, do you want to lay down by my side?
Say baby, do you want to lay down with me?
Say baby..... SAY BEH-BEH!!!!
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freakpirate:
I made that mistake once. Getting up to call in sick for work was the most painful five minutes of my entire life. I had to be rolled off the couch to go home. I spent the entire day comatose on the couch. I still have a hard time drinking vodka...

volks:
Sorry we flaked tonight! I'm far too grumpy for partyin it up. I love my job!

Friday Jan 07, 2005

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I finally broke down and applied at another crappy restaurant today.
This is me being excited, couldn't you tell?
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luminaire:
Yeah, I sympathize. blackeyed

Owned.
luminaire:
Not true at all, it's just waiting for the right person to come along. wink
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