I called her. Not with my voice, not with my hands.
I called her just with me, with whatever passes for whatever it is I have to offer.
Call it blood, call it passion, call it the redhead's hoo-doo-voo-doo.
In the end I guess it didn't matter how I called, there wasn't anyone listening.
Edit: I should probably point out that this isn't directed at...
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I called her just with me, with whatever passes for whatever it is I have to offer.
Call it blood, call it passion, call it the redhead's hoo-doo-voo-doo.
In the end I guess it didn't matter how I called, there wasn't anyone listening.
Edit: I should probably point out that this isn't directed at...
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What a wonderful world this could be.
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hatefulerin:
I'm guessing that last comment means neckrapes changed your life for the better?
britney:
........true that, true that........ 
This has been one of the slowest weeks ever known to man. 4 months (three if you forget October) seems like a really long time right now.
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aperfectsonnet:
You mean 4 months until you go absolutely nowhere?
britney:
thanx again for saving me from a gruling night on the streets of Seattle!......
Good times
Good times
Lost wallet update:
Today i got home from work and discovered two envelopes from Washington Mutual on my counter.
The first contained the PIN for the new card I ordered last week. I assumed the second held the card itself.
WRONG! Inside its devious folds lay a loooong list of overdraft charges dating from the 2nd, long after I had lost my wallet. Livid, I...
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Today i got home from work and discovered two envelopes from Washington Mutual on my counter.
The first contained the PIN for the new card I ordered last week. I assumed the second held the card itself.
WRONG! Inside its devious folds lay a loooong list of overdraft charges dating from the 2nd, long after I had lost my wallet. Livid, I...
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it_thing_hard_on:
Yeah, credit cards offer more of a protection clause if they are stolen. Debit cards do not.
When I ordered my first debit card they sent me two cards and two pin numbers in the mail. I mistakenly cut up the wrong one.
When I ordered my first debit card they sent me two cards and two pin numbers in the mail. I mistakenly cut up the wrong one.
I was going to write the "my friends have left" entry now, but it is still way too difficult and would probably just make me break down again. So I will do that a little later.
I lost my wallet a few days ago and had to cancel all of my cards. What this means is that I will be going grey on the 3rd...
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I lost my wallet a few days ago and had to cancel all of my cards. What this means is that I will be going grey on the 3rd...
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aperfectsonnet:
also, i think i kind of know how you feel right now. the being without friends again thing and the losing of important stuff.
my fucking vibrator!
my fucking vibrator!
adore:
Honkey loves 9loved?) me. I had no problem with er at all. But she really hated Jeff.
Yesterday I was struck speechless for one of the first times in my life.
This middle aged lady comes up to me in a market in Kirkland and says to me," you know, with that hair, that hat and those glasses you look exactly like Johnny Depp's FAR less attractive younger brother."
There I was, no witty barb, no sarcastic rejoinder, nothing.
Here's why: You...
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This middle aged lady comes up to me in a market in Kirkland and says to me," you know, with that hair, that hat and those glasses you look exactly like Johnny Depp's FAR less attractive younger brother."
There I was, no witty barb, no sarcastic rejoinder, nothing.
Here's why: You...
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freckle:
i was going to come ask you to please please be my friend, because your posts weren't showing up purple. but i am your friend, so now i'm confused (and happy).
trevallion:
haha, that's funny.
Tonight, vikpreZ is making me try a peanut butter bacon burger. What the hell have I gotten myself into?
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ciel:
OFFICIAL Fight Club Insult Post
What? Oh this on is too easy. I'd go now before I have the chance to REALLY insult you.
Now, get the FUCK OFF my porch!
What? Oh this on is too easy. I'd go now before I have the chance to REALLY insult you.
Now, get the FUCK OFF my porch!
klonopin_chugger:
Official Fight Club Insult Post
another guy? who said you were a guy in the first place?
Now Get The Fuck Off My Porch!!
another guy? who said you were a guy in the first place?
Now Get The Fuck Off My Porch!!
That entry got a little stagnant, so pretend I just told a witty anecdote and respond accordingly.
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britney:
Oh how witty you are 
aperfectsonnet:
No.
It's strange to be at a bar and notice some random guy checking you out as you walk past. I figure there are two explanations for this:
1. He thought I was a girl who was just ugly enough to be easy.
2. He was REALLY into pretty guys.
I haven't made up my mind yet.
1. He thought I was a girl who was just ugly enough to be easy.
2. He was REALLY into pretty guys.
I haven't made up my mind yet.
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scorpio_:
So that explains the haircut...I seeeeee...
aperfectsonnet:
Cheering? What cheering?
What's this I hear about an Aqua Teen party that I wasn't invited to?
You're fired.
What's this I hear about an Aqua Teen party that I wasn't invited to?
You're fired.
Someday, I would like to get rid of this whole shyness crap that I have. I'm not quite sure how, but I'm working on it.
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roxy:
Oh my god.
Oh noooo you're a SNAAAAAAKE!
Teehee.
SGSeattle South should totally get together tonight!!!!
Oh noooo you're a SNAAAAAAKE!
Teehee.
SGSeattle South should totally get together tonight!!!!
haha:
Slapping random people is a sure fire way to get over that one. Admist all the running, chasing, and explaining, shyness doesn't get to enter into the equation. But then....I've had a few drinks so, slapping just about anyone sounds like fun right now.
I typed out a couple of paragraphs, but on second thought I am just going to replace them with these two words:
Feelin' emo.
Feelin' emo.
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null:
Speaking of knives, I think the revamp of my kitchen will include a nice set of Global cutlery. Although, the Henckels Twin Select are also calling to me, but the Globals still have my heart. I saw a new (to me) Japanese brand at Sur la Table that looked to have been made of Damascus steel. I was transfixed.
null:
I think Global is my knife of choice. I've always loved the balance and style of them. Plus the molybdenum steel, Samurai-sword-folded forging, and laser honing speak to me.
The stuff I took for Damascus steel (the color waves in the metal were what made me think that) were at Sur la Table in Pike Place. I have no idea what they were, but they only had a single Japanese/Chinese character on them. The knife dork in me had to stop and stare for a minute, but Sur la Table in Pike Place being what it is, I never got helped.
The stuff I took for Damascus steel (the color waves in the metal were what made me think that) were at Sur la Table in Pike Place. I have no idea what they were, but they only had a single Japanese/Chinese character on them. The knife dork in me had to stop and stare for a minute, but Sur la Table in Pike Place being what it is, I never got helped.
I'm back from the east.
I have been told in the past that I may be kind of a glutton for punishment.
This may, in fact, be correct.
It is now an official road trip rule that the maximum amount of sleep allowed before leaving is one and a quarter hours. No more no less.
You might ask, "But Desdenova, doesn't this make you too...
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I have been told in the past that I may be kind of a glutton for punishment.
This may, in fact, be correct.
It is now an official road trip rule that the maximum amount of sleep allowed before leaving is one and a quarter hours. No more no less.
You might ask, "But Desdenova, doesn't this make you too...
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tawnya:
" Nothing wakes you up more effectively than almost running off of the road."
as I learned last night on the way home from karaoke 
aperfectsonnet:
Ooooh-what sort of punishment did you get this time?
My fault as always, right?
My fault as always, right?