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So a squirrel chased me inside today. A tiny squirrel. Before you laugh, you should know that the last people that laughed at me for it, were the people that were walking by on the sidewalk, and he quickly went for them too, causing them to scatter. He was a squirrel full of rage and would not listen to me as I told him "Baby squirrel! I like you! Stop being pissed! I'm not gonna fuck your shit up. I'm just smoking a cigarette!"

Alas he kept coming, hoping up the steps at me and then running real close then backing off, growling. I wish I had a picture to show you how cute and little and angry he was.